- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What Did Gretel say to Hansel? Stop having sex with Ariana Grande!

Why did the black man jump off of a bridge? -He was in depression and comitted suicide.

What do you call a white man without a face? Dead. What do you call a black man without a head? Negger.

Q: When did the man realize it was 5:00am? A: When it became 5:00am.

What's the difference between a sewer pipe and a French fry? A lot

Your mother is so fat that occasionally she'll have more than one serving of preserves on her toast in the morning

Ask me if I'm a cucumber. Are you a cucumber? No.

what movie can a retarded 8 year old play the lead role in. Zathura

What's worse than the Holocaust? A worm in your apple.

What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? They all gone.

Roses are red Olives are Black come to my and will smoke some crack

A kid is stuck in a fire, his dad (a firefighter) comes and saves him. Sadly the kid needed surgery from the fire. He went to the hospital and when the doctor looked at him he said "I cannot operate on my own son." How can this be? His parents are gay...

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop? That depends on a variety of factors.

Why didn't the boy get a bike for christmas? He broke the bath tub.

Roses are red, Violets are red, I have a dead body, What do I do.

okay so theres this guy.

What did the apple say to the grape? Nothing, fruit are incapable of speaking

Why did the Jew cross the road? Cause the Nazi told him to

What do you call it? Whatever it is.

Your mom is so environmentally conscious, she recycles a great deal.

How do you drown a black? - pop their lips

How do you confuse a blonde? Paint yourself green and throw forks at her.

you can either take the test now or on monday. (hand movement)

A couple of years back a went to chile for a day, I was then trapped underground for 70 days...

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