Hey dude. who died.... crickets crickets crickets crickets crickets crickets crickets crickets YO MAMA

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A hooker walks into a bar. She orders a few drinks and leaves. She's a man.

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Now this bible thing, is a real anti joke so get ready to have your faith tested, and overcome it: There was that story where God charged against an army at the top of some mountains, the army is told to have been led with God personally at the front rank right? But they lost because the enemy had horse wagons (you know what I mean) made of steel or iron, (does not matter what it is if you ask yourself really) I mean even if it was Metatron, he would have had uh... Wings or something to even the odds, Maybe God is like Raiden from Mortal Kombat, he needs to become a Mortal in order to enter fights on earth... MORTAL KOMBAAAT! I mean God made humans humans made Sin (gotta say we get the blame for a lot of shit others did, I hate apples and cant even stand the smell of them for once, never ate one)

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Myth: Everyone but redheads has a soul. Fact: No one has a soul.

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When Zeddie LIttle takes an Unflattering picture, millions of Internet people ask him why he looks Wierd in it. He says, "well, I was having a really tough day that day- my grandpa had just died- and I didn't feel like caring about what I looked like." Either way, he essentially fades into the darkness as the new fad takes over.

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To men walk into a bar. One says to a paying customer, "Mind if I sit here?" and the other man inquires the bartender about so.e fancy drink that takes five minutes to prepare. After 23 minutes, naturally, they left at exactly the same time and they went home to their wife and kids. They both share a wife and kids.

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Guy 1: So how did you get into hospital Guy 2: I was drinking near my computer Guy 1: So why did it explode? Guy 2: (Doesn't reply)

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You wanna pop a bottle? I hope you are referring to bottles of water as I am underage and I refuse to partake in any said consumption of alcoholic beverages

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Why do I exist? Because my mom gave birth to me.

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What did the Farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where's my tractor?"

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Why did the boy wipeout on his bike? An old man threw a snake in front of his tire

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was playing tic-tac-toe with a friend.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I've got Alzheimer's, Who are you?

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I find Holocaust jokes hilarious, Anne Frankly I know a few...

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Why did Teddy eat dirt? Because he was hungry.

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what is the difference between gravel and dead baby guts? i dont eat gravel.

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What's worse than seeing another antijoke with "The Holocaust" punchline repeated? The Holocaust.

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Why did nobody answer when billy knocked on the door? Billy was a loaf of bread.

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What do you get when you cross a computer with a whore? A:porn

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Why was the black man hanging from the tree? He fell and had to grab a branch.

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Two elephants were in a bathtub. One elephant asks the other "pass the soap?" The other elephant passes him the soap and they continue with their bath.

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It's good to be a scientist and great to be a biologist. However, it is never okay to be a scientologist.

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My math homework brings all the asians to the yard and their like it wasent that hard and their like it wasent that hard. comment what song it is like.

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Why couldn't the journal cross the street? Because there was a red light.

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