Why did the blonde die? She was slurped up by a 1,000 foot anteater.

What do you call a black person flying a plane? A pilot.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He did not have sufficient stability in his arm at that moment causing him to loosen his grip and drop his ice cream.

A man walked in the kitchen with a gun. He made a sandwich.

Help! I've fallen and I can't get up.

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How many Ringmasters does it take to change a lightbulb? None. They tell the clowns to do it

If Hitler, Osama Bin Laden, and Charlie Sheen were in a room together and you had a gun with two bullets, who would you shoot? Well Hitler and Bin Laden are already dead, and Charlie probably wouldn't die. Plus, I honestly don't think I could bring myself to shoot someone.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A: WHERE'S MY TRACTOR?!

Why did the chicken cross the road? Chickens have no sense of direction, he might have thought he was in wal-mart for all I care.

How many politicians does it take to screw in a light bulb? Ten. One to actually screw it in, and nine to stand around and say, "I can do it better."

What would make African women very happy? food and healthcare for their kids, and a proper education.

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Q: Where does the queen of england live? A: This was the question I had to anwser to be able to post this joke.

A blonde walked into a hair salon. She got her hair dyed black, as she is sick and tired of jokes that scrutinize those with blonde hair.

were at work systems r down

9 + 10 = How much yo mama makes.

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Evicted.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Ok

Why did the girl fall off of the swings? Because I threw a refrigerator at her.

Yo mama so short she often has to ask you to retrieve items from the top shelf of her cabinet.

Has anyone else noticed that the very least popular and the most popular anti-joke on this site are both related to the Holocaust.

What did the mother say to her son when she saw his report card? I don't know. I wasn't there.

Chuck Norris walks in to a bar then many people greet him because of his celebrity status.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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