- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the wife say to the husband? I'm a man.

Why did the chicken crose the rode? Because there was a 10 foot scorpion chaseing it

Roses are red, violets are blue, my name is cartman, kyle you're a jew

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I was raped when i was little.

Knock knock: Who's there? Guy in the doghouse. Guy in the doghouse who? WILL YOU LET ME OUT OF HERE?!?

What rhymes with car? Not kangaroo

how do you scare a deaf person? you yawn

What's the difference between a dead dog and a dead black man on the road? One's a dog and one is a man, but more importantly the differences shouldn't be noted in a miserable occasion such as this as both are unfortunate tragedies. Also, one has a big penis.

Q: What's worse than a baby nailed to a tree? A: Ten babies nailed to eleven trees.

Your dad walked into a bar. It was a gay bar.

An man was tested positive for HIV. He then called his girlfriend and told her she should get tested.

a Gay Man Walks Into A Bar And See's its Only Women In There, He Screams And Leaves

Why do all asians all look alike? Because they do.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs? Names.

How do you get a woman to stop nagging? Smack her in the face.

How do you kill batman? you stab him through the heart

a black guy, a handicap, a pervert, and a fat guy are sitting in at a booth in a bar... Your watching family guy

in china a dog was being cooked on the grill he was seasoned ans eaten by a black man

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the American family left the McDonald's with freshly bought chicken nuggets in their possession, and needed to cross the road to return to their home and eat said chicken.

"Do you like pie?" "No." "Do you like blueberries?" "No." "I have something you won't like." "Is it a blueberry pie?" "No, I shagged your wife last night".

what's the worst part about owning a prius? telling your parents you're gay

What do Justin Bieber and Eminem have in common? They both need to get a life. I lied about Eminem.

How do you put an elephant in a fridge? Open it up and stick him in. How do you put a giraffe in a fridge? Take out the elephant and put in the giraffe.

What happened when the white man went to Nigiria? He turned gray.

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