Why is Justin bieber gay? Because he is atracted to men

Why was the All-black Basketball team disqualified? Because they all died in a hotel fire.

An eagle and a mouse sat on a tree branch, watching a farmer walk to the pasture to milk his cows. The eagle then turned to the mouse but said nothing, because eagles cannot speak. The eagle then ate the mouse because it was a bird of prey.

roses are gay s is justin beber s are u justen beber eats crap

Why does Michael J. Fox have a good handshake? He has a firm grip

shirt and blue, i call this one snow white, to score and seven years a jo, six samurai kageki, coral, 50 piece, specific frame, whats with that one, amy, hoption, smell my butt, smell my balls, smell my fart, smell my poop, urgay

Dani Barton is a stupid GIRL

did you hear about the mexican that went to college? yes

What does the president and the prime minister of china have in common, Sickle cell anemia. 342

They say duck tape can fix every thing, Not my grandma's cancer for that matter.

What did the homeless man find on the side of the street? A pile of dead babies.

dylan wishes life was like cod. that way he would actually be able to do something cool

Why was the asian boy abused? He got an B in math

Why did the black man have a gun in his hand? He was crossing through a dangerous neighborhood and was offering protection to himself and his family.

Birdie Birdie in the Sky, Left a message in my eye ... So I shot the little bitch

Bob loves Anne. Anne loves Bob. No one cares.

I can still remember the last words my brother said before he kicked the bucket. "Hey you guys,how far do you think I can kick this bucket?"

How does it change many dyslexics to take a lightbulb.

Two elephants were in a bathtub. One elephant asks the other "pass the soap?" The other elephant passes him the soap and they continue with their bath.

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Relizing its a used tampon covered with blood.

Why did the chicken cross the road? 7 ate 9!

What do you do when a blonde throws a pin at you? Give her a time-out. Throwing sharp objects is not okay.

Whats the difference between a monkey and another monkey? I dont know google it!

What is funnier than 24 69

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