Why was Nathan upset Because his sister died from an undiagnosed case of tuberculosis

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What is the name of Helin Keller's street, state and pet Street: Mahhehb State: Hahgre Pet: habdsa

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Why did the woman throw a stick of butter out her window? She was mentally unstable.

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Roses are Red Violets or Red Trees are Red HOLY SH*T MY GARDEN'S ON FIRE!

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Roses are red Violets are victorious 2 in a chamber Mr pistorius

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What did Selena Gomez say to JB? We're breaking up cuz u smell like French fries and you look like a poop

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What's the difference between meat and fish? You can't beat your fish.

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Haha, I get it..

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A cow went into a meadow and ate some grass. Some time later he wandered off.

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A man walks into a bar. Sup.

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What did the little kid say to the stranger? Nothing. He was taught not to talk to strangers.

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Why can't Stevie Wonder read? He has retinopathy of prematurity and was born blind.

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What do you call a boomerang that wont come back? Broken.

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Two muffins are in an oven. They don't speak to each other because muffins do not have the ability to make speech. After being in the oven for several minutes at 375 degrees, they are removed, left to cool, and were eaten. They were good.

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Why was the boy sick? Because he accidently ate his own feces.

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what did the guy say on friday ? ah man im so glad its not monday tuesday wednesday thursday friday saturday sunday he then threw a horse at a plane while moonwalking on a star that was riding a duck that was on a rabbit. Sir jumpalot was working overtime as he had to pay for a free phone

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How do you kill a blonde? The blonde you were planning on killing, Sarah, arrives home from a rather tiring run. She lets her hair down from her ponytail, and even though she is a little sweaty At the moment, you realize what a beautiful woman she really is. You decide to ask her to marry You, and after she says yes, you two make passionate love in the front seat Of your 2011 Cadillac Escalade.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "why the long face?" The horse replies "I'm a talking horse and that's what you ask me? On the day I just buried my only son?"

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Several of our "name brothers" have been attacked threatened and questioned almost every night since when we last talked on the phone, it turns out that these people are not after me. But after you, they have no idea that I retired years ago, and while their information is limited, you got yourself someone that is selling information on the deep web intentionally, as far as we know he might be selling you out piece by piece, and as of this point, you might be in dire danger.

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because the mas of the ice-cream gathered up enough potential energy to increase the velocity of said ice cream making a mess on the ground.

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Q: Why is daddy wrestling mommy? A: Well Jimmy, that is called sexual intercourse. That is how you were created, and many people of all ages engage in this activity every second.

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What do you get when you skin a potato? A screaming kid with autism and no skin.

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Yo mama so fat she at the rest of this joke.

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