Q: Why did princess Diana crops the road? A: Because she wasn't wearing a seatbelt

Two great white sharks are swimming in the ocean together, one turns to the other to speak, but doesn't because sharks can't talk.

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Why did the Chicken cross the road? 9/11

An English couple walk int a Portuguese bar. They never see their daughter again.

Why was the dog barking? Because I lit him on fire.

So a blond, a brunette, a ninja, a pirate, a priest, a rabbi, a mathematician and an engineer all walk into a bar, and the bartender says, "What, is this some kind of joke?"

How do you like them apples I dont like aplles

My diick won't stop barking unless I take it for a walk, problem is, I can't find a leash big enough

A black guy, a white guy, and a Canadian walk into a bar what do they all have in common. They are all involved in my Joke.

how do you kill chuck norris? you dont, killing is illegal

Why did the dinosaurs go extinct? I don't know.

Q: Why did the guy fall off his bike? A: He got shot!

Two men stay at the bar all night drinking non stop. They soon are rushed to the hospital to get their stomachs pumped.

Why did Suzie's friend put rubbish in her mouth? Because Suzie is a rubbish bin.

a dyslexic man walked his god.

Yo' Mama is so fat, her driver's license says, "picture continued on other side."

"hey bro" "WHATS UP" "nothin..... I heard you had your first bj yesterday." "YEAH!!" "how'd it taste?" ........

Why couldn't the black man get out of jail? He couldn't post his bond.

A black guy and a white girl are having sex. The white girl screams "I'm pregnant!!!!" The black guy says "i'll help you take care of it" "I love you sweetie and nothing will come between us"

What's worse than a piece of food stuck between your teeth? I don't know, what? A cruise ship stuck between your teeth.

What did the fork say to the spoon? To get to the other side.

what do you call a white man in a black neighborhood a minority

Why is Skrillex bad at fishing? Because he always increases the treble input in his songs, and he doesnt have a rod.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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