What's the difference between a prostitute and your mom? Your mom is a well educated lawyer who earns half a million dollar a year while the prostitute sells her own body for an extremely small amount of money.

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KANE AUDITIONS FOR BRITAINS GOT TALENT SIMON COWEL REAPES HIM

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Why did the guy eat pizza? Because he likes pizza.

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What's a Hillbilly's last words? I won't be here much longer, so take care of the kids. I love you.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I've got a smoke dectecter, You died in a fire

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What do u call a dumb Asian. An american

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“When life gives you lemons, don’t make lemonade. Make life take the lemons back! Get mad! I don’t want your damn lemons, what the hell am I supposed to do with these? Demand to see life’s manager! Make life rue the day it thought it could give Cave Johnson lemons! Do you know who I am? I’m the man who’s gonna burn your house down! With the lemons! I’m gonna get my engineers to invent a combustible lemon that burns your house down!”

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Why didn't John get a present for Christmas? Because John died eight months ago.

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Bang Bang Get the hell out of the house, it's on fire.

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How do you make a lumberjack cry? Kill his family

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why did the mexican steal the money? because he was financially struggling and needed the money to support his family

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A guy walks into a bar- he walks out of the bar because the beer was expensive and he didn't feel like getting drunk.

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The blonde, brunette and,the red headed girls were at a store. When the blonde says......... im tired let's leave.

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Sally heard a scream in a dark room and went to go see who it was. Knock Knock! Who's there? Not Sally...

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Knock Knock Who's there? Sorry, wrong house.

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At first I was at the party and I was like YOLO!! But then I got pregnant and was like yolo....

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what is green and has weels? grass i was kidding about the weels.

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Why was the woman so hot? she was on fire

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What do you call a nun in a wheelchair? Virgin Mobile

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Yes

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What doesn't kill you makes you stronger....... unless it is a nonkiller disease that makes you extremely weak :D

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2 guys at a funeral. "did you know the girl?" asks one of the guys. "No" replies the other. "Me neither."

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A man walked into a bar. He sat down, had a nice meal and went home relatively satisfied.

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Japan

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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