why did the man have a hole in his face? because syphillis had eaten a hole in it

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*insert corny "a man walks into a bar" joke here*

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Whats the same about a jew and firewood? They both burn.

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Why don't vampires like garlic? Every vampires was raped by a garlic salesman.

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so there was a frog a bear and a walrus... i forgot how the rest goes but they all die because of a nuclear holocaust

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Naw, not now, I don't want to be assimilated, I am a bit of a wuss right now, really tired.

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a priest, a rabbi, and a nun walk into a bar...and the bartender goes...what is this a joke? mr. healey

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How do you make a fat man cry? You call him fat.

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What do you say to the woman who just got raped? Nothing you just raped her

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Why was the boy in front of the adoption center sad? He lost his lolly-pop.

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What's white and black? Color blind.

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What do you call a rabbit with carrots in its ears? Anything, it can't hear you!

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why was the clown sad? because his wife left him

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What do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex with a woman? A miracle

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What's the difference between a volleyball and a tree? They're both volleyballs except for the tree.

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What is purple, stupid, gay, and tells shitty jokes? I don't know. You think of something.

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How did the black guy get out of prison? Further evidence in the case was found which proved that the black guy was actually donating blood to a local blood drive for children with leukemia.

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I f*cked your mom last night and she liked it. 8====D~~~~

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*Dubstep* CHEW CHEW CHEW CHEW CHEW BWAB BWAB

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What do you call a guy selling drugs? A pharmacist

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why is six afraid of seven? because seven is a jew!

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why did the chicken cross the road............ why dont you tell me smartass

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A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says "why the long face?' The horse says "I was just diagnosed with testicular cancer."

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Q. What's big, green, has four legs, fuzzy, and if fell out of a tree would kill you? A. A pool table

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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