why were the niggas in paris? rhetorical question. everyone knows they aren't french

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Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

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Why can't kids do drugs in school? Because it's against the rules.

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Three Blondes were walking when they come upon some tracks. The first blonde says they're deer tracks. The second blonde says they're elk tracks. The last blonde says they're moose tracks. While they are all arguing about what type of tracks they are, they get hit by a train.

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How many straight naked men can you fit in a wardrobe? I'm not sure but the situation is highly unlikely!

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Why did the deer stop running? It was hit by a car

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Knock Knock Who's there? Mike Mike who? Just kidding, it's Danny. Oh okay, come in.

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Two men walk into a bedroom. Did I mention they were gay?

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binladin walks into the american seals

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Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach him how to fish.........That's a government lake. You're under arrest.

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What's brown and furry on the outside, soft moist and tastes good on the inside, begins with "C" and ends with "T", and has a "U" and an "N" in it? A coconut.

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A black man walks in to a bar and say ouch! A jewish man walks in to a bar and later sews that same bar for he and the black mans injurys.

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Why was the Irishman ejected from the bar? For breaching client-attorney privilege, and the correct term is disbarred.

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chuck norris's daughter lost her virgenatie but he got it back

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What did the paper towel say to the tomato? Nothing.

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what did the black guy say to the white comedian? haha

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Whats the difference between a blonde and a mosquito? A mosquito is a common insect in the family Culicidae. A blonde on the other hand is a Homo sapien, a primate species of mammal with a highly developed brain, belonging to the family of great apes, along with chimpanzees, bonobos, gorillas, and orangutans

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Why was the boy afraid? Because he had just seen his dog get ran over by a tractor

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Why couldn't the man get a job at the daycare? Because he was a serial killer/rapist.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue I've just bought a chainsaw, and I will now decapitate you.

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what does this mean: qiwiw98373jeu7e nothing significant, just shows the results of a mentaly disable student

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wormly wormly sat on the worm theworm said wormly and went to warmly

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A White, Black, Hispanic, and an Asian man are stranded on a deserted island. They become best friends, proving race should not be a divisive factor in any community.

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Why did the Taxi crash? The cab driver was trying to remove the frog stapled to his face.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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