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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Santa Claus, the Easter Bunny, and a Lepricon were driving 100 MPH towards a brick wall and crash into it. Who survived? No one, they all died due to the rate of velocity that the car was traveling at.

A duck walks into a convenience store and asks for a tube of chapstick.He says "Put it on my tab".

Why did the monkey fall off? It had no more lives. Why did the second monkey fall off? I dunno. Why did the third monkey fall off? Since the second was unknown, the third does not exist. Why did the little girl died? It's pretty obvious.

Guy: I have a gun get in my van Girl: SHOTGUN!

What do you get when you put a baby in a blender New Doritos Dip

did you hear about the argument between jamie jacob and dylan? daniel killed them all

How many blondes does it take to change a light bulb? One. Though if the ladder is rickety and she needs someone to steady it for her, two.

Bob: I have a funny knock knock joke, but you have to start it. Joe: Ok. Knock Knock. Bob: Who's there? Joe: Uhhhhhhh Bob: Exactly.

whats hairy and crys your mom

how do you wake up lady gaga? you throw her on the ground.

Q How is it Going Patty? A:Hi Patrick hows it going?

Why was Mary's turkey dry on Thanksgiving dinner? Because she left it in the oven too long.

(PC) What did the homosexual man say when accidently sat on a stick? Ouch.

How do you put your babysitter in jail? Kill your kid on her shift.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue Holy guacamole Pineapples

When life gives you lemons squeeze them at people then run away.

Knock knock. Who's there? You. You who? Fuck you.

How many children does it take to kill a homocidal killer? None. Children should not attempt such a dangerous task.

whats worse than getting caught by a teacher for chewing gum? getting kidnapped by a giant hawk.

A kid finds a bag of heroine. He is a good Samaritan and asks the nearest junkie if it belonged to him.

want to hear a yo mama joke sure Your dad

What's the difference between a horse and a house? 1 letter.

Small Penis.

A baby seal walks into a club. I happens to be that the club is having their bi-annual PETA meeting, and the baby seal is chosen as the organization's new mascot. After touring the nation and meeting important world leaders, the baby seal still wonders why there was a club at the North Pole.

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