- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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- What's better than just sitting on a couch in a summerhouse with a bottle of wine and reading a good book? - An orgy.

In retrospect, I was wrong to microwave all those cats.

Justing Bieber walks in a bar. Everyone shoots him.

What is the opposite of a joke ? Racism

whats worse than a baby in a dumpster? A baby in ten dumpsters.

What's long, hard, and contains semen? A submarine.

4501 3346 1687 2292 david0209. never do this.

Mexicans don't use lightbulbs because they can't afford them.

What did the strawberry say to the elephant? Nothing. Because it's a strawberry and strawberries can't talk.

Have you ever tried ethiopian food Neither have they

why does pink turn into blue it doesnt you just get hit by a frigde because you cried whe you got shot several times

Why'd the clown fall out of the tree? it died. Why'd the cat fall out of the tree? it died Why'd the chicken fall out of the tree? it was stapled to the clown

A woman becomes pregnant. 9 months later she has a baby.

Why didn't 6 like 7? Because 7 was a huge racist.

How many dead babies can you fit a bathtub??? It depends on how you slice them!

What's black and white and red all over? A penguin in a blender.

What did the fish say when he ran into a cement wall? ....Nothing fish don't run What did the fish say when he swam into a cement wall? ...Damn

Faithful men.

What does greg and Ian have in common?

what does a buttler put in a closet ? stuff.

Q: if it takes a week to walk a fortnight how many pounds of oranges can you fit in a grapegruit. A: None, because there is no bones in ice cream

What did George Washington say to his men before crossing the Delaware River? "Men, we're crossing the Delaware River."

How do I become successful like you dad? Just do good.

A lesbian couple, a straight couple, and a gay couple walk into a bar. They enjoy their drinks and camaraderie.

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