- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What has three legs, one eye, and is green and fuzzy. I don't know. Me either.

Whats worse then getting AIDS Math class

your mamas so fat she tried to hang herself but the rope broke.

Why did the fish look like a human? Because it was a person, drowning.

How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? First of all, babies do not have the physical ability or the mental capacity to ever paint a wall, no matter how many of them there are. Second of all, they are dead which probably will not increase their chances of painting said wall.

a man dropped a bar of soap in the shower. He immediately picked it up and finished washing himself. He then got dressed and left the gym.

se* is like math add the couple minus the clothes add the cream and just hope they dont multiply

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer

A musician without any music walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Who do you think you are, a hobbit?" The musician without any music says,"yeah" and turns into a hobbit

i'm hard

why was six afraid of seven? it's a long story, and six doesn't want to talk about it.

How did the old man die? He was shot after eating a rather large watermelon while skydiving out of a helicopter, boob fighting 5 toddlers.

Roses are red Violets are blue Im bad at making jokes And your a jew

How many filthy niggers does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, because I killed off all the filthy niggers.

Why did you mom shop at Wal-Mart? She had a coupon

Whats the difference between a bong and a nigger? My bong works

What do Barney and a butchers knife have in common? One of them is purple

Q: Why did princess Diana crops the road? A: Because she wasn't wearing a seatbelt

Wanna hear a hot headed retard? call and listen carefully 6196342668

Two great white sharks are swimming in the ocean together, one turns to the other to speak, but doesn't because sharks can't talk.

Why did the Chicken cross the road? 9/11

Why was the dog barking? Because I lit him on fire.

An English couple walk int a Portuguese bar. They never see their daughter again.

What did the elephant say to the other elephant? Nothing. -Albert Einstein... LOL JOKES my name is PJ.

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