- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't the girl eat her pizza? She had no face.

TONIGHT WE DINE IN HELL! Cant we just dine at McDonalds? ITS THE SAME THING! Moral: Personally I love the taste of cardboard meat...

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was black.

Two penises walk into a minefield. Both are very careful with their every step and try not to be blown.

Godilla walks into a bar. There were no survivors.

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hes climbing in your window, hes snatching your people up. Hes a fireman.

What does the color 9 smell like? Purple, because aliens don't wear hats

Communism hehe xd

What is the difference between Barack Obama and Mitt Romney? One is President, the other is not.

Yeah, I know too, its as if "Omg he has not replied in 5 seconds something must be wrong", sorry about that. Not endorphin person? That cannot be too good.

What do you call justin bieber haveing sex with a lady? A dream

Heskey time.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side XD

Policeman: Knock, knock. Woman: Who's there? Policeman: The police. I'm afraid there's been an accident. Your husband has been killed.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because his monthly car bill is too freaking high and can't afford to take car to work, where all of his co- workers are waiting to tease him!

Women's Rights

How do you describe a cranky rapist? Cranky and rapist

What's the worst part about a plane with 500 people in it crashing? It might leave a dent in the ground.

This site is called anti-joke.com Because it is a donkey.

Josh, this is your mother. I was wondering if you wanted me to bring my lube and strapon to bed tonight. Wait never mind about the strapon because i have my dick to use.

Why was six afraid of seven? The world may never know.

Man says, "Hello" Girl, "Do you wanna go out?" Man, "With you?" Girl, "YES!" Man, "NO, bye!"

Roses are red Roses are also white and Violets are Violet not blue. Also I'm a realist and your grandmother is going to die soon

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