- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats worst then antijokes? the holocaust

How many babies does it take to paint a fence? depends on how hard you throw them.

"Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Banana." The man of the house subsequently notifies his government that genetic engineering is going awry.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Sunflowers are yellow, Daises are white.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? Cue annoying little kids saying WHAT!!!!!!!!! A: To check out all the chicks

How did Helen Keller burn her hands? On a candle.

Why wasn't the woman happy when she gave birth? Because she was thrown into a pool of semen 9 months ago.

What do 9 out of every 10 people enjoy? Gang rape.

tim has no humor

Do you still got what it needs to become a better leader than me Nero?

I fear I do, maybe someone fooled you, but that was originally one of my aliases.

A blonde heard that 90% of all crimes occur within a one-mile radius of the home, so she had a security alarm installed.

Q: WHAT DO YOU CALL THIS JOKE??? A: Another joke you didn't think was funny... REFRIGERATOR!! O.k. Now it's funny!

What's an X-BOX? A box where you find a treasure

Why isn't Hellen Keller a good driver? She's dead.

hows your wife she died 7 years ago really mine too

Roses are red, violets are blue, your face belong in the zoo, don't worry I get there too, not in the cage, just visiting you :)

what did the blind kid boy get for Christmas? he doesn't know because his parents are mute.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, My vagina is Red, Im on my period.

Why was the man sad? Because he found his 80 year old mother had been raped and murdered in her home...

Roses are red Violets are blue Sugar is sweet And so are you But the roses have wiltered The violets are dead The sugar bowl is empty And so is your head

What's black white and red all over? Steegers.

What do you get when you drink water? Piss.

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