I can prove I'm a psychic - this post is going to receive a lot of dislikes.

Boy: Did it hurt? Girl: (sigh) Did what hurt? Boy: When you broke through the Earth's crust emerging from hell.

I'm on the seafood diet. A large proportion of my daily food intake is fish.

why did the Chinese guy take steroids? He didn't he's naturally small.

Q: Why is grass green? A: I painted it.

Jack wasn't nimble. Jack wasn't quick. Jack sat on the candle and burned his corduroys.

theres no 'I' in 'team' but theres an 'I' in 'hitler'

Why should we dislike all the jokes on the Newest Page? Well you should too. >.>

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I just shot up a plaground Now Im heading to an orphanage

A grandma starts pinching her grandsons cheeks and saying who's a little cutie pie the baby begins to bleed cause his grandmas nails are peircing his skin

your mom is so fat, she uses nutrisystem and other weight-loss systems to try to loose weight.

Roses are red Violets are blue Horses that lose Are made into glue

whats the difrence between a japaneese and chineese person? one is from japan and one is from china.

your momma is so fat that when she steps on the scale it shows that she is overwhieght

mitchell palmer sucks

What's black and white, and red all over? Nothing, those two events are mutually exclusive of each other.

I am a schizophrenic, so am I.

Who's looking for judicial toenail clippings?

Why did the chicken cross the road? He believed pedestrians had the right

knock knock. who's there? doctor. doctor who? doctor: you have cancer.

Q.How many blonds does it take to change a light bulb? A.1

why did the monkey fall out of a tree?? a snail threw a refridgerator at him

What happens when you throw a yellow rock into a purple river? it makes a splash

Q: What's not funny and has three wheels? A: The Holocaust, I lied about the wheels and not being funny.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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