A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he has two legs

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Whats the difference between Osama and Obama? The S is replaced with a B.

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Q. How do you know when you've had too much too drink? A. Your dead(No because when your dead you can't think.)

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A black man walks into a bar. The bartender says "I wont serve you." The black man says, "Why? Is it because of the color of my skin?" The bartender says, "No, its because your wearing a suit and on the front door it says no people in suits are allowed." So the black man took off his suit and was kindly served.

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What's worse than being arrested by a cop? Dying of AIDS.

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Two penguins walk are in the bathtub and says "can you pass me the soap?" the other one looks at him quite quarly and says "what do you think i am, a chainsaw?!?"

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What did the world's greatest bowler say when he got a gutterball? "Spare me the irony!" Get it? It's because he's made of metal.

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If an ice cream van goes out of business, who drove the Jeep into the furniture store? To get to the other side.

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What did the doctor say to his patient? You were supposed to die 12 seconds ago....

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I have a joke Who is better, Kobe or Lebron? Kobe. But I lied, that wasn't a joke.

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An elephant walked into a pub and ordered a strong Vodka and Coke. "Long day?" asked the barman. "Yeah. Very. So many people stroking my trunk in my apartment - It's meant to be a private place. I'm scared to go back there. One child said they were going to rape me."

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Why did the pig cross the yard? Because the helicopter was chasing him.

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What's the difference between a duck and a popsicle? I don't shit on hamsters.

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What did the text-to-speech reader say when the 12 year old boy played around with it? "Ass ass ass ass, ass ass ass ass."

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Q. Why did Jimmy fall off his bike? A. Because he had alzheimer's and couldn't remember how to ride a bike.

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Why did the boy find love? because if the girl did not love her he would kill her

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Girlfriend has 10 letters, but then again, so does freeeeedom

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Why do things made by Glen taste so good? Because he has mastered the cream

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in a car crash an entire family is killed from death until they all die

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BRANDON LUI ROCKSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

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What's black and shouldn't have the right to vote? Ants

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Ring Ring! Hello? Hello, is your refrigerator running? Yes it is Good.

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What is the difference between a Jew and pizza? Pizza does not scream when it goes in the oven.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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