- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats funnier than 1 dead baby? 2 Dead babies

Why would you kill a black man? Well, murderers have different motives, the most common of these are revenge or a psychological illness.

How did the chicken cross the road?he just got up and walked to the other side.

Whats the best part about having sex with 25 year olds? There 20 of them.

Why did the woman eat her sandwich. She was hungry.

"Mommy! Look, I found a turtle!" "that's no turtle." "Oh..."

What's the difference between a black guy and a white guy? Thousands of years of different evolutionary tracks resulting from different climates and available food sources.

What did the star say to the asteroid? Nothing, astral bodies can't talk, you dipshit.

Roses are blue Violets are red It's fascinating what genetic engineering can do

Why did Biggie Smalls eat so much dark chocolate? His doctor suggest that he eat foods high in fiber.

What does a Cuban do when he gets a flat tire? He pulls over and replaces it.

bob lost his camouflage bag. he never found it.

Q. What do you call a headless boy in a river A. A headless boy, in a river.

If a brick said "hi" what you reply with? Nothing. You can't reply to something that doesn't speak.

Wanna know what I don't get? I was gonna say yo face, but that would be mean.

knock knock whos there. no one your hullicinating, heroine is hell of a drug

What did the therapist say to the other therapist? Your skin looks dry, let me lend you some ointment.

why'd the chicken committed suicide?? to get to the other side

the teacher enters the room she sits in her chair and yells, "i am your substitute teacher. get out your books and write me a story."

What did the chicken say when it finally crossed the road? - nothing, its a chicken

Q: why didn't the asian boy ask for a calculator? A: you don't need calculators to make shoes

Whats the difference between males and females? fe

Why doesn't Julius Caesar ever use a cell phone? Because he died in 44 BC.

What do you call a yelling, enraged Asian man? A fucking asshole.

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