- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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OMG, I have a really funny alzheimer's joke. Your'e gonna love it! Uhh, I umm kinda forgot what it was now.

Why does the girl get humped by a pig? Because she has sexual needs and no other more attractive animal, including an human wants to hump her.

Why was the phone wearing glasses? It lost its contacts!

A Chinese, American, and German were all on the a boat sinking off the Border of the U.S. So the American called the U.S Coast Guard and they were rescued and taken to a nearby hospital. Two of the three members are still alive today and haunted by the memory of that day.

Why does the man have mayonaise in his pants? A: I don't know, I was hoping you could tell me.

Why do black people always sit in the back of the bus? There aren't any available seats in the front.

Ill admit it Nero, although you act like a savage you make a fine statement there, maybe we will ask her to join one time huh?

Robert Dupra getting a girlfriend.

What is the difference between a horse? All the legs are of same length, especially the back ones.

How do you know what to order at a Creole restaurant? Ask the waiter, they are usually familiar enough with the menu to make an educated recommendation.

What did the man do with his cat? he threw it in the garbage because he didn't like it

What happens when Terran Hansen has sex with a cow? Jesse Z.

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Why did Lil' Susie leave her blue rain boots at home? Because she had stumps for legs. To attempt to wear them would only hurt her emotionally.

If you're American when you go into the bathroom , and you're American when you go into the bathroom, what are you when you're in the bathroom. Ha, joke is on you because Americans don't pee.

Knock knock. Who's there? Ryan. Ryan who? Ryan Seacrest.

What's the difference between a battered woman and a regular woman. There is absolutely no difference...

Scumbag steve walks into his friend's dorm room, and finds out he has epilepsy. He then flicks the lights on and off really fast

Why did Susan fall off the swing? -Because she has no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Susan.

Why was little David sad? His father got hit by a truck.

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because his hands were amputated.

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