- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks in to a bar, and the Bartender says "Why the long face?" The man replies "My wife is dying of Terminal Cancer".

2 men walk into a bar, the 3rd man ducks and ask them if they're ok

what do you call a boomerang that doesn't work? a stick

What's long and hard on a black man? Second Grade

Why did the cookie shader Because someone dropped it

What's more annoying than dyslexic jokes? Jokes were peopel spel words rong.

How do you cut the sea in half? You can't. There are an odd amount of letters. You would have to jeopardize the "e", but then it would no longer be "sea".

What's worse than a baby dying of AIDS? It depends upon one's frame of reference. A family living in the US might consider the death of a baby by AIDS a horrible act by the gods. But to a similar family in sub-Saharan Africa, this might be a regular, albeit tragic occurrence.

A blonde and a brunette walk into a job interview. The brunette gets the job because she is more qualified and has more experience.

Q: What happened to the fat man on the roller coaster A: The roller coaster went slightly faster due to the laws of gravity

A jumpercable walks in the bar the bartender says ill get you something but dont start anything.

Why was the boy laughing at Sally? Because Sally was a man

Q: What do you call an Ethiopian on a food strike? A: An Ethiopian

Why do black people eat fried chicken? Because black people are usually stronger than chicken. If they weren't, chickens would probably eat fried black people.

When the going gets tough... Commit suicide.

If life hands you melons. Your probably dyslectic.

What did the frog say when it was attacked? Ribbit.

A man takes his girlfriend ice skating on a lake. As they are ice skating she says "we should go back home and fu..." At this point they fall through a thin spot on the ice and they both drown in the lake. Fish ate their dead bodies

how many scrubbers does it take to change a light bulb ? 2 , 1 to change it , and 1 to make it smell piss

Why was the teenage girl bleeding from her vagina? Because I had shot her in her vagina with my gun earlier that day.

Why did the bear turn red? Because I fucking stabbed it!

Roses are red, Violets are red, Trees are red, FUCK, MY GARDEN IS ON FIRE!

A blonde, a redhead, and a brunette were driving on a highway. The redhead asked the brunette, who had the map, which was the next exit. The blonde was better with maps so she took it and announced where to go. They made the exit and enjoyed a nice lunch.

How do you make a dog say meow? Freeze it and put it through a woodchipper. (MEROWRRRR)

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