What do you give a homeless person? Poop in a bottle.

What's black and shouldn't have the right to vote? Ants

why should not women able to vote? because their stupid and should not vote at all

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Why didnt the boy go to school? His mum threw a fridge at him!

in a car crash an entire family is killed from death until they all die

Why did the chicken cross the road...

Why do things made by Glen taste so good? Because he has mastered the cream

Did you know, I have a black man in my family tree? He works for a lawn service.

Why did the penis cross the road? Because a man was humping the chicken

Why did the clock say 10:30? It was a digital clock!

How many blondes does it take to play a game of hide and seek? One ... ;)

Why did the boy chuck a fridge at the other boy? Because he broke his toy train.

What do you call it when a multiple personality disorder person masturbates? Rape.

What was Hellen Keller's favorite color? A:blue

why don't asians use this finger (point at pinky)? because it's my finger.

what do you call a baby with no arms and no legs in a mailbox? a horriffic murder

Q: Why did the Mexican mother leave her baby in the hot car during summer? A: Because she was irresponsible and forgetful.

who sells coke and ruins lives? Vagina Parker

How do you make a pool table laugh? You cant it is'nt a living thing which means emotions.

Why didnt Steve Jobs make an iphone 5? He died

"Knock knock" "Who's there?!, who's there?!!!, ya fucking asshole!!!, and quit knockin on my door!, my windows are fine!"

Why shouldn't 6 guys sleep naked in the same bed? They would not fit

What do pancakes and Smokie Bear have in common? They both don't have aids

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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