- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man agreed with a camel. The camel didn't agree. ... (This joke does only make sense in the Dutch language.)

What do you call a yelling, enraged Asian man? A fucking asshole.

Knock knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo "who"? Boo Radley. I live down the street.

Wht did noah7262 cross the road? to abandon his friends and play Modern Warfare 3 on xbox live. asshole.

How do you confuse a blond? Paint yourself green and throw forks at her.

I don't have friends, so I'm anti-social.

An Anthony eats a juicy pickle.

Q: Whats a spanish teacher who cant speak spanish A: duhh. it called an english teacher

Why did the little girl miss 7 straight days of school? She died.

What make's a constuction worker drop's his hammer? MC Hammer moves.

A black, Kenyan man enters a race. He comes in second to last as he didn't practice as much as the other contestants.

Why did the blonde walk into a glass wall? Because she either wasn't watching where she was going or the wall was so clean that it appeard not to be there

what do you get when you have an albino black man, a lesbian middle eastern siamese twin of the female gender, a polygamist indian and a jewish native american? A very cultured and diversified posse of hostages. Take your pick.

Knock, Knock... Whose there? panther panther who? panth-er no panths im goin' swimmin'

A man walked into a house, He never came back out as he fell down the stairs and snapped his neck, His family mourn him everyday.

Why did the man fall off of his bike? He was hit by a car and died in a tragic accident.

What did the man say to the cat? Nothing it had his tongue

I cried because I had no shoes until I met a man with no feet... ...then I made fun of him and laughed.

I was walking down the street the other day And I pushed a child under a bus

What did the boy eat for breakfast? Food

Hoverboards are still not available, and it's already October 21, 2015...

Horse walks into a bar. 'The barman says 'why the long face?' The horse says 'I've got cancer'.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Yes

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