how many jews can you fit into a car 5, two in the front three in the back

Why did the airplane crash? The pilot was a tomato.

What's just not right? Left

The man that loved birds so much that he played golf just to get a birdie.

Q. How many leprechauns does it take to screw in a light bulb? A. Light bulbs don't exist

Those who can't teach... Aren't teachers.

a man was shot.... he died

what's worse than the holocaust? when starbucks puts whip cream in my hot chocolate and I didn't ask for it. created by KA

A new scientific study has scientists baffled as it clearly shows that teen sex drastically decreases at age 20.

why did the bear fall out of the tree? He died. Why did the raccoon fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the bear.

Roses are gray, Violets are gray, I'm colourblind.

Why did the blonde get fired from the m&m factory? She made skittles.

If I had a penny for every time I said the word "the" I would have AIDS

What's creepy about a loving couple having sex? I made them do it.

what's worse than people who aren't funny? ryan vallee

A woman stopped making sandwiches.

So I went to an audition, my friend said "break a leg" And then I did

why did amelia earhart get lost? because she was a woman

A man walks into a bar, he then gets a giant bump on his head as he passes out and is rushed to the hospital.

What did the caninibol do when he duped his girlfriend He wiped

What type of jobs do black people have? That depends entirely on their qualifications and suitability to the relevant role.

A possesed goat: "moo"

What is the difference between my dog and my girlfriend? I love my dog

Whats worse than anal sex Anal sex with razor blades

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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