I got 99 problems but the ability to count ain't one

How did Chris die? Bush-fire

What did Mel Gibson say to the African-American? I'm sorry

A man told this joke once... it wasn't funny.

What did the black guy say to the slave driver. Nothing, slavery no longer exists.

Like if you have a vagina. Also like if you have a dong. (Penis)

Why was the man picking his nose? Because he was born without one, and found one he liked.

non poop

Homosexualism is so gay man

4 hours later.

when geese fly in a v formation, why is one side always longer then the other? Because you touch yourself at night...

A muslim, a priest, and a raabi walk into a bar. All three of them agree that it hurt.

Sidney Crosby walks into a bar. Except its a metal bar like a pole so he gets another concussion.

How do you put 100 kids on a girls face ? skeet

Why did a boy get slapped in the hand? A; because he had it in the persons face

Why did the boy die of Cancer? Because I took some radioactive chemicals and hen I feel like it I beat him with it.

an object in motion continues to stay in motion unless acted upon by an external force :)

What's red and invisible? No tomatoes.

What did Billy Mays eat for breakfast? nothing, he's dead.

Hmmm, how would Sherlock Holmes solve a crime?... Oh wait. He doesn't exist.

Friends are just like trees. They fall down when you hit them multiple times with an axe.

XD Jackass.

One day there was 2 black guys in hoodys with knives in there hand. They tapped me on the shoulder and took my groceries. They then made me a jam sandwich and went on there way

What did the homeless black guy write on his sign? need money for weed.

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