Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

Knock Knock! It's me! Hello? Hello! Why didn't they answer him? He was at the desert, with a disconnected phone. Also, my Captcha for this is "lose face" Good job solf mediya

Guess what. Butts. www.youtube.com/c/LouisGames www.twitch.tv/KiLM_Ghostz

Who is the fastest kid in AA? Alex Solomos

Why did the boy fall of the swing He had no arms

roses are grey violets are grey i am a dog woof woof

Yo momma so ugly that she is unpleasant to look at

A witch walks into a bar and orders a drink. She gets her drink and proceeds to have a great time.

Why did the cab driver talk about the Holocaust? Because he began to shart his pants while singing pocket full of sunshine as a royal blue pancake swerved across the terrain.

why did the boy loose his job.... because he was only 14,dont know how he got it in the first place Chuckles

What is the french word for penis? I cannot say because I do not possess an adequate knowledge of the language.

what did the cashier do when a Mexican robbed the store? call the police

Why was the mohel touching the little boy's penis? Because that's his job!

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When is it ok to drink urine? When you're Bear Grills

Why was blueberry flavoured bubblegum cancelled? Because it tasted like soup.

angelo snyder is not ga

Why wasn't the white guy voted for president? He had down syndrome

Your Mamma So Fat The Old Thing That Block's Her From Destroying Kid's Party's Is The Front Door

Shah I'm being chased by a man riding instead a pig in a caravan smoking Apparently I'm a man riding on a pig in a caravan smoking

what has wheels and is red. A heart, i lied about the wheels.

What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

Hi I'm makena. I'm a cynical asshole

Q: Whats the deifference between me and you A: The fact that im the beautiful one -RDV

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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