- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the woman go in a elevator with Ray Rice? Because they were both going to the 25th floor and stairs would take too long.

Roses? are red Violets are blue, Kangaroos like Oranges, Poems suck, Refrigerator.

What is the difference between a black baby and a tractor? A tractor is heavy and a baby is not

What did the award-winning physicist say to the community college graduate? I'll have Chicken McNuggets please.

Yo momma so fat, she's dead.

Knock Knock Who's there? Max. Max who? Max who starts his greeting with, "In accordance with Megan's law"

What did the red fish say to the blue fish? Nothing fish can't talk.

There are 2 cannibals eating a guy well one starts at the head and the other one starts at the feet the one at the head says to the other on how you doing down there and he said ohhh having a ball you!!!!

Who was the best Call of Duty World at War Player? A: Hitler he had 6 million kills and only 1 death

why didn't the printer work? it was in the toilet.

Once a upon a time there was a girl named Cinderella. She rubbed a magic lamp and a genie appeared. Then a guy named Larry Harry walks into a laundry mat. 7 days later she died.

Where did little Timmy go when the bomb dropped? Everywhere.

Why do black guys have ashy elbows? Because of 9/11

What did the Macedonian guy say to the Croatian guy? Both of our countries are from the former Yugoslavia.

Where did jimmy go when the bomb exploded.... (Everywhere )

Why should you be scared when a black man asks you, "What are looking at?" Because if he is over the age of 18, he should know better than to end a sentence with a preposition, unless of course, he never had an education, in which case... you should probably run for your life.

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"Where are my shoes?" asked the man. "On your feet," I replied. "You are a paraplegic and have no feeling from the waist down."

What do you call a black women serving 60 years in prison? A prisoner.

what did the chocolate bar say to the ice cream cone? nothing: chocolate bars can't talk

What's worse than a fake bomb? Do I really have to answer that?

Q: How do you know if you have had too much to drink? A: When you find a bloody hole where your kidney is.

My father stole my mothers heart, he's in jail for murder

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