- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how do you make a plummer cry? you spell PLUMBER wrong

A dyslexic walks into church and asks the priest. "Father is there a dog."

Ask me if I'm on a horse. Are you on a horse? Yes, are you on a horse? No. Oh...

In soviet Russia...things are different

who is really lanky? james cornish

yo mama so dumb... because she was not properly educated

why is lady gaga so famous? because she has a penis.

A: Do you want to hear a joke? B: A ladie not working in the kitchen A: WTF dude thats just terrible

Q. Why did Lucy fall off the swing? A. She had no arms Q. Why didn't she get back up? A. She had no legs Q. Why did no one help her up? A. She had no friends Q. Why did Lucy fall off the swing A. She had no arms You: knock knock Other person: who's there? You: not Lucy

why was 6 afraid of 7 7 was a serial rapist with a anger problem

Chuck Norris gets punched in the face.

Why did Sarah fall of the swing... She had no arms. Knock knock, who's there... Not Sarah. Face Face, who's there... Probably Sarah.

Why can't you fit 100 oranges in a bathtub? Because motorcycles don't have doors

What do you call cheese that's mine? My cheese

why Is the teen's sock crusty? he stepped in the glue that his little sister was using for her art project.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know ask a second grader.

Two fish in a tank one said "How do you drive this thing?"

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How do you get a black man down from a tree? If the man cannot climb down himself, perhaps call the fire department.

A man said to a performer performin in a concert,"Go break a leg!". The performer did not respond because he is perfoming.

Jewish guy walks into a bar. He owns the place.

Hook a finger from each hand in your mouth, now pull so your lips are tight and try to say "I was born on a pirate ship" I'm sorry, I can hardly understand you.

What's funnier than British people ? Their tea in the Harbor

What was Hitlers first toy? An easy back oven.

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