- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't Jimmy ride his bike? Jimmy was a goldfish.

You know what makes jokes funny? Irony You know what makes anti-jokes funny? Common sense

What do you call a man with no arms or legs? Unfortunate

In Soviet Russia it's pretty cold.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It escaped.

Doctor: “Knock Knock” Patient: “Who's there?” Doctor: “The interrupting Doctor” Patient: “The inter- Doctor: You have cancer.

What's the difference between a bowling ball and guacamole? The guacamole is delicious with chips, and the bowling ball is just a bowling ball.

Yo momma so fat, she's dead.

What is white and can't climb trees? Toothpaste.

How do you get into USA from mexico? Climb a fence

What do you call a man with no arms or legs? Names.

knock knock who's there? the paperboy the paperboy who? i lied, i'm a serial rapist, you should have looked through the peephole

An overweight person falls down the stairs.. They had to be taken to A&E as they suffered very serious injuries.

why does her hair shine so nicely? she uses good shampoo.

What noise did Helen Keller make when she fell out of the window? None. She wasn't aware that she was falling and died immediately upon impact. @rowakaflocka

Today we eat large amounts of pizza. The one piece had a lot of mushrooms. Like more than the other pieces. The cheese was flawless except for the burnt edges.

what did the white guy say to the black guy at the homeless shelter? Hi.

Do you know what the forest fire got for Christmas? Your house

Why is it unpleasant to eat a meal with lots of basketball players? Because they will be focussing entirely on discussing tactics (especially if there is an upcoming game), and therefore will probably not be displaying good manners or making polite mealtime conversation.

What do call the time things don't go the way you plan them? Reality. bitch

What's a worse place to be besides the friendzone? On your grandmas lap crying because your parents just died in a car crash.

Hey i just met you, and this is crazy, i have amnesia, i'm Skepta

What do u call a white hourse with no ass Penelope

-The proceeding statement is true. -The preceeding statement is false.

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