A Rabbi walks into a bar. He does not order any alcoholic beverages, because Orthodox Jews aren't allowed to consume alcohol except for certain times and religious customs.

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Yo mama so fat, she suffered a heart attack last week and we are all deeply concerned.

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Have u seen stevie wonders new house? No. Niether has he

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What is yellow and white and goes 150 miles down a railroad track? a duck.

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What's the difference between a duck? One of its legs are the same.

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knock knock. whos there? the IRS you have recently filed for bankruptcy and we are repossessing your house.

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Why did the dog have no legs? Because its previous owner had cut them off.

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Q.) What do you call a black man on the moon? A.) An astronaut.

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A baby seal walks into a club.

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What did the mother say to her son? Nothing, she was dead.

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What's in the sky? Is it a bird? Is it a plane? No, it's a helicopter.

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Why did Bob the Builder die? He had cancer.

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What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Being the worm.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a registered sex offender.

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im gonna poop my pants. mom said to wipe afterwards i am a teletubby

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knock, knock who's there? Dave. ....oh well dave's not here man.

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Why did The white man loose his black friend? Because he ran away.

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The New York Giants

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Whats worse than a creep? ..... Paul sweeney!

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What do you call a boy with one arm one leg and an eye patch? Names

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josh- your a strange boy. liam- yes. due to by up bringing i have been exposed to unusual situations that most people do not encounter therefore affecting how i behave. Secondly the definition of normal is varying from person to person making being normal to every human being difficult to even the most capable of people. Essentialy Josh i care little for you comment. *josh was a black man who died of cancer 6 weeks after this incodent*

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Whats funnier than Steven Yuhasz being Straight? Womens Rights.

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why didn't the chicken cross the road? It was very unhealthy, and had a heart attack attempting too

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Ruebin is Red, Curtis is too. i think i need a sweaty poo

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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