what did the maker of anti jokes website say while reading some of the jokes on here? these people r idiots. and he lived happily ever after. then died. Good one

A: How can you tell a tree is an aspen? B: 'Cause of the way it is.

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Can Anti-Jokes censor curse-word tenses? Fuck Fucking Fucked Fucks

What do you call a one eyed hippo? A do-you-think-he-potamus

Two fish are swimming and hit a concrete wall...dam

How do we know that Adam was white? We don't. The Bible doesn't specify the race or etnicity of either Adam or Eve.

How do you make a clown frown Throw an axe at his face.

What's worse than ants in your pants? Uncles.

What did the fat confused man say? I am confused.

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Why did Maggie shit herself? Because she saw her son.

If chuck Norris is so awesome how come he's not at my house slamming my face into the keybodhdtegdudgegdtdjaowpqhwvsmx vxbdnsksksh

What do you get when you mix a polar bear and a dog? A dead dog.

Knock knock! Who's there? A doorbell-salesman

a black man walks out of popeyes

Why does Tim Teblow love men? Logan Cole told him to.

What's blue, orange, and silver all over? Nothing. That's a ridiculous combination of colors.

There once was a man from Nantucket He decided to sail to Portland Now he lives in Portland.

What's black, white, and red all over? A lot of things, you just gotta keep your eyes peeled.

Knock knock. Who's there? John. John who? I can't remember. I have amnesia from when I was hit by a bus as a child.

What's green and red? A frog in a blender

your dads so fat, he makes your mom look skinny.

Can we pretend that airplanes in the night sky are like shooting stars? No, we can't.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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