Why did they chicken cross the road? It didn't. A van ran it over when it was halfway across.

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Q:Why did sarah fall off the swing? A:She had no arms. 1:Knock knock 2:who's there? 1:not sarah

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What did the disrespectful cow say to his parents? Mooo. I hate you both

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What happened to the Jew who went to France? He had a very enjoyable time and visited many of the remarkable landmarks around the country.

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What is the difference between a black man and a Chevrolet? They didn't sell Chevrolets in the 1800s.

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Why did I get thumbs up from everyone? Answer: Because they like my anti-joke.

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Why is there a corpse in this TV box? Bob was never a great skydiver.

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what did the man say after he fell off the cliff nothing, he's dead

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A blonde walks into a bar. She enjoys a refreshing, cold beverage with friends before returning home to sleep ahead of another day of hard work as a scientist.

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What did the girl say before she jumped a bridge? "Do you think I can jump off this bridge?"

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Bill is driving along the Interstate.All the sudden, a refrigerator falls off the truck in front of him.The fridge slams into Bill's car.He dies instantly.

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What's both fun and a scam? -The holocaust

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why did tom shut his bedroom door? grandma was fingering herself

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What do you call a Muslim on a plane? A passenger, you racist bastard.

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What did the German girl say to me? entschuldigen Sie (excuse me)

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares, it's a chicken.

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roses are red that fact is true but violets are violet not fu***** blue

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What is furry, red, and flat? Road kill.

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What did the apple say to the pear? ...Nothing they can't talk...

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What do you call a smelly black person? An African american with poor hygiene

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? One is a human being belonging to a particular religious minority and the other is a delicious Italian food favoured by English speaking western cultures. The problem with this anti-joke is that the facts are not correct, pizza was originally invented and China; however,it looked quite different then what might be considered pizza by our standards, when pizza was brought to Italy it was improved to make what we now consider pizza in modern times. While some people may consider pizza an Italian food, this would be failing to give credit to the Chinese who invented it.

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So lion bites off a mans foot. He bleeds to death.

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why was six afraid of seven? because seven was a registered sex offender.

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Why did the black man fall off the building? The building was one of the twin towers and the event 9/11 was currently happening and he saw one of the planes coming at him so he decided to jump to his misery instead because he thought it will hurt less, also he thought that if he waited for the plane to hit him there is a possibility that one of the wings may hit him right on the neck and his head will get chopped off and he wanted to die with his body completely attached.

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