- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Your mum is dead, Just fucking with you! Kelvin Yang.

Whats the difference between a black guy at the beach, and a black guy at the zoo? One is at the beach, and one is at the zoo.

What do you call a man in a wall? Stuck.

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What do you call three black guys in a bar? A bar.

Two muffins are sitting on a counter. One muffin says to the other "hello." The other muffin says "Oh my god a talking muffin!"

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse says, "I have cancer."

Why was it so hard for teachers to teach Tommy? Tommy is brain dead

Why did the father and his son drop their cola? Because a meteor hit and killed all life on Planet Earth.

whats a funny joke? nuthing nuthing at all

A rabbi and a priest walk into a supermarket... They buy food, put in their cars, drive home and cook dinner.

Q- what's the difference between a trampoline and a baby? A- you take of your shoes to jump on a trampoline

Roses are red, violets are blue. I have a gun, get in the van.

A family goes to a talent agency and performs an act. They call themselves the aristocrats

Why did the chicken cross the road? So he could get to the hospital before he lost to much blood from his stab wound.

If these walls could talk - the public would pay large sums of money to see this marvel of science. On a more serious note, they might also tell the cops about the many dead hookers stowed within them.

DONT think about ELEPHANTS. Your thinking about elephants now.

How do you get McFly into a Mini? McFly are a four member band and a mini has four seats so it's actually quite straightforward.

What kind of shoes does a pedophile wear?white vans

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What's the difference between a hooker and an onion? You don't have to cook an onion to eat it.

Roses are red. I f***** a dude. you're a failed abortion. I never loved you.

yo Dawg I heard you like dogs... So I sent yo ass to prison and got an NFL contract

jack be nimble jack be quick jack is a parapeligic.....there's no need for more

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