David entered a radio contest to see who had the best pun; his pun was insufficient and he did not win.

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-How do you wake up Lady Gaga? -Poke her face

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It was Jimmy's 18th bday so his parents let him have the house to himself. He ate shrooms, fucked his turtle, then had his dick bitten off.

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Why did the redneck leave his wife? To marry his daughter.

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Q: What's the difference between a polar bear and a washing machine? A: Many things.

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What is the best part about having sex with tweny-six year olds. There are twenty of them. ap~pac

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Why does Magic Johnson have to use extra-large condoms? Because he's got a giant dick and HIV.

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What do you call a college student who never studies? An irresponsible person

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An Irishman, a Zimbabwean and a South African walk into a bar... oh wait, it's just the English cricket team.

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What's the difference between your mom and a table? The table isn't a whore.

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What did Larry do when little Billys baseball crashed through his window? He raped and murdered little Billy for Larry has raped and murdered many children.

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Have you ever tried ethiopian food Neither have they

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Two women were sitting quietly.

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A farmer accidentally trips his wife. She falls down the stairs and the farmer is quickly arrested for murder.

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Hey I just met you And this is crazy But I have alzheimer's Hey I just met you Coopn8r

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was walking.

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Why do catholic priests enjoy the company of boys? Because they must remain celibate and cannot have children of their own.

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What does the fox say? Nothing a fox is incapable of speech.

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How do you kill a blonde? The blonde you were planning on killing, Bridget, arrives home from a rather tiring run. She lets her hair down from her ponytail, and since it is rather long, it brushes against her round breasts. Even though she is a little sweaty, you realize what a beautiful woman she is, and you decide not to kill here. You instead ask her to marry you, and after she replies "yes", with tears of joy streaming down her face, you two make passionate love in the front seat of your 2011 Cadillac Escalade.

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What is the difference between 100 dead babies and a ferrari? You can't find a ferrari in my garage.

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One day a kid said to his mom: "Mom, I painted the bed sheets with your lipstick". So his mom got mad.

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Why was the Mexican sleeping? He wishes to decrease his risk of motor vehicle accidents.

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haiku for you ladies and gents My mother once said, "Slow and steady wins the race" She died in a fire.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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