- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. What is the best way to suicide? A. Kill yourself.

why did the girl fall off the slide? she was pushed, by her dad...

Q: How many surrealists does it take to change a light bulb? A: Ele PHa n T

i love to lick...

If your riding a jet ski and the wheels fall off Then how many pancakes does it take to Cover a dog house Purple because ice cream doesn't have Any bones

I'm a blonde... rejected from Kaplan.

What did the dog say to his owner? Bark.

Why didn't the dog come to his master when it was called? It didn't have any legs.

My milkshake brings all the boys to the yard. I guess I make a good milkshake.

How do you know when you are really ugly? Objective self-evaluation, and frank, honest discussion with close friends and family.

A bar walks into a man

How are grapes and squirrels similar? They're both purple. Except for the squirrel.

TOFFEES HEAD LYING IN THE GRASS

why is georgia shit at making jokes i dont know

How do you kill a dwarf? You put rope around his neck and attach the other end to a concrete slab. Proceed to then through him in the ocean.

whats big red and eats bricks a big red brick eater

Knock knock Who's there It's a policeman informing you that your parents have been killed in a car crash. Your Dad, who has been struggling with substance abuse and depression, found out his wife had been cheating on him, and in a drunken rage, wrapped the car around a tree.

that awkward moment when there is no candy in the van.....

knock knock who's there Romney Romney Who? RON PAUL 2012

Q: humpty dumpty sat on a wall A: yeah right

Knock knock. Who's there? Josh. Lettuce who? I didn't say "lettuce"... I said Josh.

What did the homosexual farmer say when he answered the phone? Hello

A black man in a hooded sweatshirt is sprinting down a back alley. He is trying to get into better shape by exercising and knows a shortcut to his house.

How did the man eat 100 mints in one bite? I'm not sure myself, but we can agree on one thing, his breath is gonna fresh.

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