what do you get when you cross a broken arm and a broken leg? .... a broken head.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? This site.

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Person1: Have you heard about the girraffe who doesn't eat Georgia peaches? Person2: yes. Person1: Oh, never mind then.

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What looks like a rainbow but isn't seen in the sky? A drawing of a rainbow

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I viewed the terms of service and did not agree to them.

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Why is it okay to have four cats? Because I said so.

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Redcunt? You got to try being nicer if you want a proper answer

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What do you get when you offer a blond a penny for his thoughts? Change.

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what did the pumpkin muffin say to the blueberry muffin? nothing, because muffins can't talk.

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AIDS is not a lifestyle it's a choice - and you chose wrong.

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How long did it take the man to swim the Atlantic? I don't know. Everybody stopped counting after a while and went on with their lives. His body was never found.

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What goes in long and hard and comes out wet and sticky? A penis after orgasmic intercourse.

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why did the car go to the bathroom? it had gas.

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How do you know when you are really ugly? Objective self-evaluation, and frank, honest discussion with close friends and family.

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Why couldn't the T-Rex give anyone a high five? Cuz he's dead.

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Q: How many hair styles do celebreties induce annualy? A: I have no clue but I'm pretty sure that's a midget defacing your house!

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Okay, hundred billions, and because I am fucking hungry, we make it perpetual, now the longer you keep the feeling going, the stronger and stronger and you know, trillions, indefillions, nondecillions, hell, make up your own numbers and just consider them higher. Bet its starting to feel pretty nice huh?

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A man goes in to a town on Friday, stays there for 3 days, and leaves on Friday. How is this possible? He's lying,

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a black man walks out of popeyes

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Nobody cares maddie!

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asking someone to check ur broken wing mirror to fall into that persons arms by accident is not a good idea

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what's the worst lie in the universe? I swear to god that was my last piece of gum

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What's worse than eating half a worm? Eating somebody's brain.

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A Blonde Goes On "Who Wants To Be A Millionaire"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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