- Anti Joke

What's the difference between a park bench and a black man? Nothing. They're both capable of supporting a family of three.

How do you confuse a girl? Easily.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why can't a chicken cross a road without it being questioned?

Hey, I just met you And this is crazy I have Alzheimer's Hey, I just met you

What do you call a girl with one leg? Eileen

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a worm in your BANANA.

What did the terrorist get for Christmas? A bullet in his head.

why was the boy sad? his bellybutton hurt

woman's rights

Snape dies. ^ Spoiler Alert tarelona major

Mack: Hello Jonathan: Hi Mack: My name is Mack, what's your name? Jonathan: My name is Billy Mack: You liar! I'm reading this post at anti-joke.com and whenever you reply, your name shows Johnathan! Johnathan: Well Mack, I guess you broke the 4th wall. By the way, this joke is over in 3, 2, 1...

What happens when the hydro goes out for 1 second? 1 minute? 1 hour? 1 day? 1 month? 1 year? -1.8 people die. 105 people die. 6,306 people die. 151,338 people die. 4,603,198 people die. 55,238,376 people die. Aw shit, then you have to take account for how many people die of starvation :\, and the ones who froze to death, and the ones who died from heat stroke, And the ones who died of Alzheimers.

"How do you put a giraffe into a refrigerator?" "Open the refrigerator, put in the giraffe, and close the door." "How do you put an elephant into a refrigerator?" "Open the refrigerator, take out the giraffe, put in the elephant and close the door." "The Lion King is hosting an animal conference. All the animals attend.... except one. Which one?" "The Elephant. The elephant is in the refrigerator." "There is a river you must cross but it is used by crocodiles, and you do not have a boat." "You jump into the river and swim across. Have you not been listening? All the crocodiles are attending the Animal Meeting."

whats the difference between a frog and a toad ones a frog

Q: Why did the black man die poor? A: Because he was financially irresponsible and wasted the millions left to him by his father fueling his alcohol addiction, slowly grinding away at his organs until he died of cirrhosis of the liver.

A man walks into a bar after a hard day of work, and he meets this girl and they really kick it off, so the girl says, "lets go somewhere more, private" and they both go to a more secluded bar that has less decibels of noise.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you say to a corpse? How's life?

Why couldn't the blonde count to 70? because 69 was a mouth full:)

Q: What's red and bad for your teeth A: A brick

What would a gay, transgender, mexican man say to another? We could have butt sex.

Roses are red Violets are blue My head itches I'm going to get this guy to itch it for me

What's easier than taking candy from a baby? Almost nothing.

Q: Did you hear about the blonde who shot an arrow into the air? A: She missed.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 had bullied 6 and his old pal 21 back in his younger days.