'Doctor, doctor, I think I'm a pair of curtains' Doctor prescribes antipsychotics.

Why did Sally fall of the swing? Because I hit her with a shovel.

Why did little polly fall off her her roof? Because she saw a ice-cream van

How do you make a Bong Ki mad? Call him a Bong Ki.

Two Mexicans are at the border and want to cross it. How do they cross it? Illegally

What has two legs, but can't walk? Half a dog.

why did the man beat his wife? why not?

What do you do when life gives you Oranges? You make lemonade and life wonders how you did it

What do you call a black man in church? Religious

How many feminists does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two. One to screw in the light bulb and one to suck my dick.

Knock. Knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Are you mentally handicapped? Bananas are fruit.

Why did sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms Knock knock Who's there? Not. Sally..

Why couldn't the blonde count to 70? because 69 was a mouth full:)

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 had bullied 6 and his old pal 21 back in his younger days.

Roses are red Violets are blue My head itches I'm going to get this guy to itch it for me

Q: What's red and bad for your teeth A: A brick

Q: Did you hear about the blonde who shot an arrow into the air? A: She missed.

What do you say to a corpse? How's life?

What would a gay, transgender, mexican man say to another? We could have butt sex.

What's easier than taking candy from a baby? Almost nothing.

your so vein that doctors find you really helpful when giving you injections

One fish... Two fish... Red fish... I have AIDs

ROSES ARE RED VIOLETS ARE BLUE I LIKE TITS TITS

Roses are red Violets are blue Hop in the van or I will rape you

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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