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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Hey, what do you call an absent-minded person? I'm sorry what did you say?

Q: What do you get when you cross a chimpanzee and a zebra. A: A crossover between a chimpanzee and a zebra, mixed together.

If these walls could talk - the public would pay large sums of money to see this marvel of science. On a more serious note, they might also tell the cops about the many dead hookers stowed within them.

Why did the chicken cross the road? So he could get to the hospital before he lost to much blood from his stab wound.

yo Dawg I heard you like dogs... So I sent yo ass to prison and got an NFL contract

Roses are red, violets are blue. I have a gun, get in the van.

What's the difference between a hooker and an onion? You don't have to cook an onion to eat it.

A family goes to a talent agency and performs an act. They call themselves the aristocrats

How do you get McFly into a Mini? McFly are a four member band and a mini has four seats so it's actually quite straightforward.

What came first, the chicken or the egg? This is a psychological question which the egg came from the chicken, but the chicken also came from an egg, so the world may never know exactly.

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What kind of shoes does a pedophile wear?white vans

DONT think about ELEPHANTS. Your thinking about elephants now.

Roses are red. I f***** a dude. you're a failed abortion. I never loved you.

Knock, Knock Wh- SWAT TEAM GET ON THE F****** GROUND!!!!!!!

jack be nimble jack be quick jack is a parapeligic.....there's no need for more

A man with Tourettes walks into his Daughter's kindergarten classroom. Fortunately, he was able to control himself and refrain from any outbursts of profanity during the visit.

What is the last thing to go through a flies head before it hits a windshield. Nothing because flies aren't capable if rational thought.

But there's a sound Dumbledore knows... What does the Fawkes say?

What did the Jamacian say to his friends? Yo me Rastas' on de cloud shroud atta boy 9PM we rizzle into da hitasses bar and we order us da drink of "grandpa's cough medicince" me tinks, who grees wid my view od oftaday Rastas?

whats funnier than a dead baby? many things. a dead baby is a very sad and tragic thing.

An elephant walks into a bar. It was so big that it broke a lot of things.

Why did the couple stop at the stop sign? Because it's the law.

Why did the officer arrest the black man? Because he suspected him of littering. ...and because he was black.

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