- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man died. What was his name? Phil. His name was Phil.

What was the last thing that went into the head of the space pilot of the Challenger shuttle right before it crashed? He was probably thinking about his wife and family...

Why did Daniel Nitz cross the road during rush hour? Because he's an idiot.

what did the woman say when the guy told her he liked her christmas tree? thank you.

Why did the 80 year old man lose his vision? Because he recently blew his head off.

Why doesn't superman eat peanuts? Because he doesn't like them.

What's the opposite of a joke? An anti-joke. You're reading one right now.

WHATS A SHIT HOLE MOUNTNORRIS !!!!!!!!!!

Why is the interesting goat so talented at chess? He's Bobby Fischer's dad.

Q: How many lightbulbs does it take to screw in a dog house, if your parents are a washing machine and a dryer? A: Trick Question, dog houses can't fly!

How do you shock a child? Attach a metal pole to them while there is a storm

If I had a nickel for everyday I lived...... I would get a nickel a day

Repeat after me... I'matote ulbu twad Now say that all together Im a total butt wad

How do you make a baby fit in a bottle? Blender.

Q: Why is Little Johnny in the hospital with a bullet wound and a broken arm? A: I shot him of his bike.

What's black and white and red all over? A penguin in a blender.

Who is the fattest mexican on the earth? Not Osama because he's dead...and he wasn't mexican..

How do you kill a turtle? You can't, it has a shell for a reason.

Patient: "Doctor, I've got a strawberry stuck up my bum." Doctor: "I've got some cream for that."

What did the straw say to the other straw? We are both straws just kidding they cant talk

Whats black,white and red all over? A penguin in a blender

Don't chop the dinosaur daddy! OK.

What do you call Americans Watching Canadians? Hockey

What did the little Jew boy get for Christmas? nothing he is a Jew, he doesn't celebrate Christmas.

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