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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mamma's so fat she has diabetes and may die because she may not be able to loose enough weight to keep her blood sugar at a regulated number.

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What's big, yellow and if it fell from a tree it would kill you? A JCB!

Dumbledore dies.

A man walks into a bar so how many Jews were there when a man called Wellard ate a pizza. Balloons

There were three elephants in a bathtub. One said, "Pass me the soap." The other one said, "What do you think I am? A Radio???"

An Irishman walks into a bar.....Duh.

Why did the retirement home go out of business. There was a fire and all of the residents charred to death accept for a couple who escaped but were too traumatized to return to the old folks home.

A Mexican, a Jew, and a Colored guy walk into a bar, the bartender looks up and says: "What can I get you gentlemen today?"

What's the difference between a leopard and a jaguar ? The rabbit flies faster, while the pigeon can breathe underwater.

Jesse gets back at people who takes his job, by trying to get with their sloppy seconds.. Emphasize trying.

XD Jackass.

WHY ARE WOMEN SO HARD TO SLEEP WITH? Because the men are always hard while sleeping with them

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the user is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

A boy walks into a shop He buys some sweets.

What's black and white and red all over? A racially integrated society.

What do you get when you cross a pug and a beagle? A cross pug and a cross beagle.

Roses are red My bulb is blue My pants are extending When I look at you

whats worse than the holocaust? nothing

Roses are black Violets are black I'm Helen Keller Everything's black

What do a worm and a human have in common? They both have arms and legs apart from the worm

Fine, start by proving to me that you can be a reasonable human being, and I will meet you myself, I have too many of those that rely on my guidance and protection in order for me to send myself off to some suicide mission. Say, are you familiar with the Antony Stark method?

Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue I Have ADD ...

Why did the black man walk into the catholic church? He was catholic.

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