- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a latino with a limp? John...his name is John

What's the opposite of a joke? An anti-joke. You're reading one right now.

Q: How many lightbulbs does it take to screw in a dog house, if your parents are a washing machine and a dryer? A: Trick Question, dog houses can't fly!

So a priest and a rabbi walk into a bar. They order some wine and have an enjoyable evening.

Why is the boy sad? He was getting bullied so he later on talked to a teacher and the bully and him settled their differences. The bullied boy still wishes the bully to go to hell.

What is mary short for? Mary had an accident with a semi-truck and had to get both of her legs amputated.

Why isn't Michael Jackson good at chess? Because he's dead.

A man died. What was his name? Phil. His name was Phil.

A guy uses Google locations to find his friend Chuck Norris.

What did the toy cowboy say to the man? Nothing, toys can't talk.

A black man, an asian man, and a gay man walk into a bar. What do they do? They mourn the loss of their dead friend.

Roses are red violets are blue ice-cream is yummy can I eat you

What do you call Americans Watching Canadians? Hockey

Why aren't there Olympics in Mexico? Idk Because everyone that can run jump or swim are already across the boarder.

Whats black,white and red all over? A penguin in a blender

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was shot In the face. Why did the cow fall out of the tree it was stapled to the monkey.

A black guy, a Mexican, an Arab and a white guy walk into a room and embrace cultural diversity.

Who is the fattest mexican on the earth? Not Osama because he's dead...and he wasn't mexican..

What did the 11 year old boy get for christmas? A wet dream

There's my tractor.

A family of five sit on a bench, the bench falls the family die.

This Irishman walked into a pub and then drank hard liquor for the next 3 hours.

what did the apple say to the orange, nothing fruits can't talk

What did the cat say to the dog? Miaow. What did the dog say to the cat? Miaow.

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