Violence is never the answer, its the question... The answer is YES!

Why'd the plane crash? Because the pilot was an orange.

Why do black people eat fried chicken? Because black people are usually stronger than chicken. If they weren't, chickens would probably eat fried black people.

A man walks into a bar a bartender says, 'why the long face'? the man says 'I just walked into a bar'!!!

Has anyone else noticed that the very least popular and the most popular anti-joke on this site are both related to the Holocaust.

Their was once a man named Bob Clemens who really wanted to have sex with an underage girl. So one day he went on an online chat site to find one. He ran into this young girl and told her all the things he wanted to do to her and she told him that she had never done anything and really wanted to try it. Bob went over to her house one day and she told him to sit down and grab some cookies while she came back. She came back and Bob gave her the roughest pounding that any human being could recieve.

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How do you make someone to shut up You tell them to SHUT UP!

Why did dallin fall off the swing he got hit by jds big penis

A man walks into a bar and asks for a drink. The barman says no.

What does the man do to his meat? He beats it.

Hi my name is Bob and I have Alzheimer's. Hi my name is Bob and I have Alzheimer's.

your momma is so fat she eats a lot of things

Q: Why did the child fall? A: Because I shot him in the leg.

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Wanna hear a joke? No? Oh

What do an elephant and a can of soup have in common? They both can't ride a bike

if you fall, I'll be there. -floor

dylan wishes he could come up with funny jokes. but that is impossible for a man trying to bat with a .5inch ****

-Is your refrigerator running? -Yes. -Just wondering.

What's worse than an asian driver? A blindfolded asian driver.

whats the diffrence 2 gay people and 1 gay person? A 1 person diffrence

Why did the Chicken cross the roead? It didn't

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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