POOP.....People Order Our Patties

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Mary had a little lamb... The doctor fainted

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why did the mexican cross the road? Becuase his other one was stolen by a Black.

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What does a Cuban do when he gets a flat tire? He pulls over and replaces it.

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Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

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Two scientists are experimenting with sulfuric acid. One scientist says to the other, "Did you see the new intern?" In the process of turning to face the first scientist, the second scientist knocks the beaker over and spills sulfuric acid all over the first scientist's hand. The first scientist writhes in pain as the second scientist rushes to find a strong base to neutralize the burn. After a few minutes, the first scientist is rushed off to the emergency room and suffers from some serious chemical burns.

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What looks good hanging from trees? Spanish moss.

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What did God say when he made his first black guy? Oh no I burned one! :)

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A cat walks into a bar. The bartender says "What would you like to drink?" The cat says "Meow."

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There was 3 friends named Crap, Manners, and Shut up. They all had mental mothers.

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Knock Knock Who's There The police, your under arrest.

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im 14, over weight and spotty! you interested? .... im desperate:)

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these jokes are not funny but there funny because there not funny aaaaaaaa pissing me off

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why should you not go to sleep in public? Because that's how you get raped.

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what did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? A- a tv

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What is Alqueida's favorite football team? The New York Jets.

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What did the girl get with no arms and no legs get for christmas? Cancer.

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A jumpercable walks in the bar the bartender says ill get you something but dont start anything.

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knock knock whoses there whose home whoses home who? you

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Whats worse than a worm in your apple? Two worms in your apple...

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Haikus are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Refrigerator

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A blind man who spoke English and a deaf man who used sign language went to a bar together. Although they didn't communicate they had a wonderful time.

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Knock Knock Whos there? Jason Oh, ok come in.

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Knock Knock The occupant uses their peephole and realizes it is a familiar face then proceeds to let them in.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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