- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the couple stop at the stop sign? Because it's the law.

But there's a sound Dumbledore knows... What does the Fawkes say?

An elephant walks into a bar. It was so big that it broke a lot of things.

Whats funny about a guy with no legs? I bought him a wheelchair.

whats funnier than a dead baby? many things. a dead baby is a very sad and tragic thing.

You ask your friend if they want to hear a joke when they say yes tell them that thought you had a joke

Why did the officer arrest the black man? Because he suspected him of littering. ...and because he was black.

What do you call a fish with no I Defected at birth

What is the last thing to go through a flies head before it hits a windshield. Nothing because flies aren't capable if rational thought.

Why can Randy Moss Jump so high? Because he trained to jump high.

A man with Tourettes walks into his Daughter's kindergarten classroom. Fortunately, he was able to control himself and refrain from any outbursts of profanity during the visit.

What did God say to Adam and Eve? Be fruitful

Two muffins are sitting next to each other in the dessert. A hungry man passes, takes a look at the muffins lifts his shoulders and walks away. The next day a camel walks by and eats one of the muffins. The camel dies instantly, apparently the muffin was poisoned.

What do you call a newborn son? The proudest moment of your life. What do you call a newborn daughter? A disappointment.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She has no arms.

Where did the two Jews ride when they got married? In the back of the oven.

A white man/women works behing the counter at a 7/11

How do you shock a child? Attach a metal pole to them while there is a storm

How do you make a baby fit in a bottle? Blender.

Repeat after me... I'matote ulbu twad Now say that all together Im a total butt wad

Why is the interesting goat so talented at chess? He's Bobby Fischer's dad.

Why did the blonde walk into the bar? To get a beer.

Why did Daniel Nitz cross the road during rush hour? Because he's an idiot.

What's worse than getting a bruise? AIDS.

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