- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did one Dentist say to the other? You are fat.

You know what's funny about Fox news? Nothing. Lying to the public isn't funny at all.

What's the difference between a baby and an onion? I cry when I chop up an onion.

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what did the mexican do yesterday? bang your mom

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Why couldn't the boy turn around in the hallway? Becasue he had a javelin through his head

What did Juliet tell Romeo before they kissed? Kiss me Romeo

What did they gay chicken say to the straight chicken? .... nothing, chickens dont speek.

Why are some people so emotional? Because some their family were hit by a train and then died the next day of lung cancer.

What has two legs and is red all over? Half a dog.

"So, what do you fancy doing tonight?" "Does it matter? We'll end up doing what you want anyway..."

What is similar between a dog and a cat? They are both dogs except for the cat.

Why was the homeless man begging for money? Because he needed money to buy liquer for his severe alcohol addiction that was slowly destroying his liver.

Some parents named their sons: Who, What and Where. Many people were left confused as to the couple's decision, and some remarked that the sons would likely get picked on in their early school years.

how many toyota's does it take to pee on a soccer game 900 because isis is a cat vagina

What did the rabbit buy the Jewish duck for Hanukkah? Nothing, animals don't celebrate holidays.

Once there was a girl named Andrea

5 blondes walk into a bar They all leave very intoxicated and die in a car accident shortly after.

What did the kid tell his father? Go away, I'm watching elmo!

Why was the minority crying? He had something in his eye.

Have you heard of that new jewish car? No, have you? No.

Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

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