- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the boy have pink skin at night? Because he did not put on a sufficient amount of sunscreen that morning. This is also known as sunburn.

A man walked into a bar. He needed 5 stitches.

What do you call it wen black people are sky diving? ...Night

Roses are red, Violets are red, Daisies are red, OH SHIT! MY GARDEN'S ON FIRE!!!

How do you get rid of black people in your back yard? Politely ask them to leave.

What do you call a black person that plays golf? Jack, his name is Jack.

Why is Lindsay Lohan out of prison? No, I'm asking.

What's worse than the Holocaust? Two Holocausts.

Why did Jim get hit by a train? Because he was standing in the tracks.

Knock Knock Who's there? Interrupting Cow. Interrupting Cow wh- MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

What happened when the man went to the bar? He got drunk, drove home injuring a young teen mother, brutally assaulted his wife to the point of death. He's in prison serving 3 life sentences.

What has hands but isn't alive? A dead person.

What were the pilots' of Malaysia Airlines Missing plane favourite programs? Lost...

How do you get a blonde's number? You ask her, but she probably won't give it to a loser like you.

WARNING: this is a black joke Why does everybody hate darth vader? he is all black

Why did the woman not wear a bra? Because she had breast cancer and got a double mastectomy.

What is black and white and red all over? Interracial sex partners with smallpox.

What do you call a blonde falling off a cliff? Screwed.

What is worse then rain on your wedding day? Getting married.

A guy reads the bible Another guy shouts "spoiler alert, the main character dies"

Why did the chicken cross the road? There is no reason. Chickens don't have the thinking skills to reason.

Bill gates walked into a store and farted. It stunk up the entire place and the employees were mad. But it was their fault for not having windows.

Why did Lucy drop her ice-cream ? Because she got hit by a bus. Knock knock. Who is there ? NOT LUCY !

What did the Albino say to the other albino? Due to heredity and our inheritance of Chromosomes causing albinism, We could be displaced in society but luckily, we have eachother. They went home and lived happily. But not ever after. That craps or normal people. (freaking albinos...)

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