- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn’t get to cross the road. Halfway through the crossing, it was hit by a car and turned into roadkill. Then a family of black people picked it up and turned it into fried chicken.

Q:Whats a similarity between your mom and your dad? A:They both hate you -Ryan V

Who the hell is Femi Otedola?

What looks red and smells like barf? Depends on how you look at the situation.

Two muffins are sitting on a counter. One muffin says to the other "hello." The other muffin says "Oh my god a talking muffin!"

What did 4 Year Old Jonny get for his birthday? Death.

What do call a man with no arms or no legs that sits on the couch? Grandpa after his amputations.

Q. How do you kill 5000 flies? A. Slap a afraican in the face.

How did the soup lose his job? He got fired.

How did the guy who's been in his mothers basement for 20 years lose his virginity? He didn't, that's where his mother hid his body.

What do Justin Bieber and corn have in common? They are both fruits. Except for the corn.

how many toyota's does it take to pee on a soccer game 900 because isis is a cat vagina

Have you heard of that new jewish car? No, have you? No.

Why was the homeless man begging for money? Because he needed money to buy liquer for his severe alcohol addiction that was slowly destroying his liver.

What is similar between a dog and a cat? They are both dogs except for the cat.

Have u ever noticed why a Police car siren isnt as loud as an ambulance siren? Do u know why that is? Because i dont, and i would like to know because my over active and curious brain is pounding through my skull and throbbing with question and wont stop until i know the answer!

why is 6 afraid of 7 because seven is black

What did the kid tell his father? Go away, I'm watching elmo!

Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

Why did the robber wear a mask? Because he had eczema.

5 blondes walk into a bar They all leave very intoxicated and die in a car accident shortly after.

What did the rabbit buy the Jewish duck for Hanukkah? Nothing, animals don't celebrate holidays.

Why was George Washington buried in Virginia? Because he was dead.

Some parents named their sons: Who, What and Where. Many people were left confused as to the couple's decision, and some remarked that the sons would likely get picked on in their early school years.

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