DAVE : did you hear the one about the poster? MICHAEL: what?

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the only thing i learned in geometry is when you push two circles together it makes a titty venn diagram

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whats black & white the colombo school shooting citv footage

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What did the cat say to the other cat? Meow

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There are two parrots sitting on a perch. One parrot says to the other parrot, "Do you smell fish?"

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A man wearing a 'What Would Jesus Do' bracelet and a livestrong bracelet goes up to a blind kid and rubs his eyes and the kid can see. The kid was was not used to the bright lights and wandered into traffic, was hit by a car and killed instantly.

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Your mom is so fat, she weighs 732 kilograms.

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Why did the blonde fail her science test? Because she spent all day at the hair salon getting her hair died from brown to blonde when she should have spent the time productively studying.

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Why did the Mexican cross the road? He was on his way to America Why did the black man cross the road? He was just running to his car you racist.....after he had robbed the bank

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what do you get when you cross a jellyfish, a jar, and a brown crayon? i dont know, im not into genetics, and jars dont have genes.

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What is the difference between a duck? None! One of their legs are both the same.

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Two bars walk into a guy, and the bartender says, "You're telling the joke wrong, stupid!"

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whats funnier than throwing a baby off a cliff cathcing him at the bottom with a pitch fork

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The First National Tree Bank just closed down. Don't worry it started a brand new branch.

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Rose are brown, Violets are brown, Who keeps pooping in my garden?

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A black person and a white person decide to have a race. Who won? The white person Don't be a racist.

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What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? dead parents.

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whats brown and rhymes with snoop? Dr. Dre

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Roses are blue, Violets are red, Pansies are green, I think I'm colorblind

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Whats funnier than a black man? A black president

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what did the philosopher say, when he considered the transient nature of life in relation to ones own personal and egocentric grasp upon circumstance and purpose? massive erection.

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Whats the difference between an apple and a chicken? Many, many things

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Lebron traveled

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You know why one side of the "v" formation of a flock of geese is longer don't you? Cause it has more geese in it.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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