You know that song "FIrework" by Katy Perry? Well, I ate a hotdog last night.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, In Soviet Russia, Poem writes you.

"What dosen't kill you makes you stronger" Except losing your arms.

Why did the boy lose his change? He had no Pants Why did the boy have no pants? The Holocaust

You die of loss of blood, under a pile of first-aid kits

"I'm so hungry!" "Hello so hungry, I am Matt. You must come from a very odd family if your name is " so hungry"!

a guy was waiting for his date, then she arrived and they went happily to the cinema

why was Logan sad? he was raped by his daddy multiple times

What did Juliet tell Romeo before they kissed? Kiss me Romeo

How do you make a grown man cry? Fling a rubber band at him.

Knock knock. Who's there? Conscience. Conscience who? Oh, sorry about that Hitler, you wouldn't know who I am.

"So, what do you fancy doing tonight?" "Does it matter? We'll end up doing what you want anyway..."

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Roses are red violets are blue I have a gassing chamber and you are a jew

Situation: 2 cows eating grass on a warm Sunday night. Question: Why does 9+4=3 1/2? Answer: 69!

A woman walks into a bar.

what did the mexican do yesterday? bang your mom

You know what's funny about Fox news? Nothing. Lying to the public isn't funny at all.

What is older than history?

Why are some people so emotional? Because some their family were hit by a train and then died the next day of lung cancer.

I once was told that life is like a box of chocolates, but then realized that it wasn't

A rock walks into a bar. The town goes into extreme panic and is abandoned because rocks are inanimate objects.

Knock Knock! But nobody was home and couldn't hear it.

What's the difference between a baby and an onion? I cry when I chop up an onion.

Anti Joke

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