why were the negros at whitney houstons funeral smiling? because there were free sandwiches!

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How many babies could a cannibal eat? 132/267 of a baby

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what did batman say to robin before they got in the car get in the car

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What do you call a zebra eating Cheerios? A zebra eating Cheerios.

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Knock Knock Who's There The police, your under arrest.

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How do you get McFly into a Mini? McFly are a four member band and a mini has four seats so it's actually quite straightforward.

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A family goes to a talent agency and performs an act. They call themselves the aristocrats

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homosexual rights to marriage

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If these walls could talk - the public would pay large sums of money to see this marvel of science. On a more serious note, they might also tell the cops about the many dead hookers stowed within them.

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DONT think about ELEPHANTS. Your thinking about elephants now.

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Roses are red, violets are blue. I have a gun, get in the van.

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Knock, Knock Wh- SWAT TEAM GET ON THE F****** GROUND!!!!!!!

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What's the difference between a hooker and an onion? You don't have to cook an onion to eat it.

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jack be nimble jack be quick jack is a parapeligic.....there's no need for more

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What kind of shoes does a pedophile wear?white vans

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yo Dawg I heard you like dogs... So I sent yo ass to prison and got an NFL contract

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Why did the chicken cross the road? So he could get to the hospital before he lost to much blood from his stab wound.

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What came first, the chicken or the egg? This is a psychological question which the egg came from the chicken, but the chicken also came from an egg, so the world may never know exactly.

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Knock knock! Who's there? A doorbell-salesman

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Knock Knock. Who's there? (knocker runs for life).

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Q: What do you get when you cross a chimpanzee and a zebra. A: A crossover between a chimpanzee and a zebra, mixed together.

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How many Polacks does it take to screw in a light-bulb? One. A person's ethnicity or country of origin, or religion for that matter, would have no bearing on one's ability to perform the relatively simple task of installing a light-bulb. Furthermore, there is no reason to use the negative slur 'polack' when referring to a person of Polish descent.

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Your momma's so stupid she stuck a power cable up her ass. Shortly after she died

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Anti Joke

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