What did the retarded handicap say to the bully who called him the biggest retard in the world? "atleast I didn't make SOPA"

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Two jews walk into a bar. They drank beer and shot some pool and had a good time.

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A man walked into a bar. He bought a pint.

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What did the farmer say when the potatoes were ready for harvest? The potatoes are ready for harvest.

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What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson? Neil Armstrong walked on the moon and Michael Jackson appeared in court several times under charges of child molestation

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A man walks into a bar. He orders a Guinness.

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How many blondes does it take to change a light bulb? All of them.

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What's the difference between an iPhone and a Samsung Galaxy? Google it, there are many differences.

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what did the mother say to the banana? I'm going to eat you like your father.

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Why was the boy scared? Well, his mother had recently taken up Satanical ideals and in an attempt to sacrifice themselves to the Dark Lord, she drove her car off a cliff and into a lake. Now, with his dead mother in the drivers seat, no way to call emergency services, and 300 feet of water between him and the surface, you can see why he'd be scared.

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Whats the difference between a nigro and a nigro... They are both BLACK!

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What's brown and sticky? ...A stick.

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You know what they say about a man's feet... No i don't.

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What was funny about the Halocast? Nothing, thousands of innocent people died

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Anti-jokes are funny.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? One is a human being belonging to a particular religious minority and the other is a delicious Italian food favoured by English speaking western cultures. The problem with this anti-joke is that the facts are not correct, pizza was originally invented and China; however,it looked quite different then what might be considered pizza by our standards, when pizza was brought to Italy it was improved to make what we now consider pizza in modern times. While some people may consider pizza an Italian food, this would be failing to give credit to the Chinese who invented it.

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Why didn't little Timmy see the bus right before it hit him? Because he was blind

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There is a mom a dad and a son, they walk into the museum and the dad is in the bathroom.

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What's the difference between a baby and a trampoline? I actually take my shoes off when I jump on the trampoline.

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What is worse than the holocaust. A worm in MY apple!

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How do you get down from a horse?? You don't... You get down from a duck.

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What's worse than a bee sting? A large number of things ranging from getting stung by two bees to falling off a cliff.

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How do you make a little girl cry twice? Rub your bloody dick on her teddy bear

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What did the little boy get for Christmas? Cancer.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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