- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A good antijoke? Going to the last few pages of the "Popular" antijoke section....

Identical jokes get different amounts of votes

knock knock "whos there ?" "the police , your husband has died" "ok"

What's the difference between a clever trick and a computer programmer? A clever trick throws you for a loop, and a computer programmer throws you a for loop.

Q: What's worse? Inhaling fly spray or deodorant? A: The Holocaust

An asian man walks into a bar and lights a cigarette. He is politely asked to leave due to smoking being prohibited indoors.

What did the aborted fetus say to the recycling bin? Nothing because it isn't capable of speaking, and it was in the dumpster

why do midgets surf in kitchens? because of microwaves.

how many weasels does it take to change a lightbulb 0 weasels are animals and therefore are not capable of changing lightbulbs

A horse walks into a bar, and is then put down because of the injuries it sustained from the impact.

What did the boy with AIDS, polio, one eye and one arm get for Christmas? Cancer.

Q. What did the father say to his son? A. Nothing, he just hit him with his belt. His wife tried to intervene, but she too was hit by said belt.

A black man and a Mexican man are in the back of a car. Who's driving? Not enough information to answer this question.

What's the difference between an alien and Obama? - Nothing they are both aliens.

Who created Apple? Steve jobs.

what did the oven say to the firdge you hot baby

Why does a man have a closet full of fruits? Because he has a mental illness and there is nothing to laugh about.

Q: which is easier to unload a truck of dead babies or a truck of alove babies? A: dead babies cause u can use a pitchfork

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? ... Well, do you know or not?

I was going to tell a gay joke. But that would offensive

That's not mine! it's bigger and blacker! ...where have i heard this before?

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put my cøck in your mouth. Submitted by Arsha K.

How many dead babies can you fit a bathtub??? It depends on how you slice them!

A blonde takes a test. She scores higher than her Asian friend.

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