What's the difference between scrambled eggs and scrambled dead babies? I don't like scrambled eggs..

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What's funnier than shooting a moose? The realization that the moose was Sarah Jessica Parker...

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one day a boy asked a Manican if it had a pulse it didn't

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Two men meet at an office. One man says "why the long face?" Then other man says "I just had plastic surgery."

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What did Tarzan shout when he saw the elephants coming? "Here come the elephants!"

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Tell me who you are, who you are working for, I wont tell anybody, and I will have someone to hack this site on the hour and remove these comments, please.

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Why did the kid lose his mom? She was shot.

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roses are red violets are puffy i am a donkey i ate some water

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Got a card in the mail from my estranged uncle today. Yep.

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Why are black people scared of chainsaws? Because the chainsaws go run nigga nigga run.

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why was the little boy screaming. he realized he was an asian

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rock-a-bye baby on the treetop When the wind blows The bass will drop!

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What happened to the black man when he was hit by a truck? He died.

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"What the hell is wrong with you?" "..."

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Roses are red Violets are blue Carnations are cheap and they will not get you a blow job.

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The chickens have become self-aware!

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A drunk walks out of a bar gets in his car and proceeds to drive home the driver passed out at the wheel swerved in the wrong lane and smashed the car of the Jefferson family a young family of 4, the Jefferson family's car exploded into flames while the drunk sat back laughed and rubbed the wound on his head

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Q. bob had 93 chocolate bars and ate 74 what does he have now? A. diabetes

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How do you get a cat out of a tree? You throw a rock at it

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men's rights activists

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Yellow People !!

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He simply lost grip of the cone and it fell out of his hand

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Puns are terrible. I love them.

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A black man and a Mexican were in a car. Who was driving? The cop.

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