- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Triceratops

Knock Knock Who's there? "Justin Bieber" And you let him in because he's a young talented singer.

Knock, Knock. Who's There? Its Greg. I forgot my keys, can you let me back in?

Roses are red Violets are blue Horses that lose Are made into glue

Wanna hear a joke? Women's Basketball

Q:What's black, wrinkled and smells like raisins? A: A raisin.

Why don't meth addicts like food? Because they have not teeth to chew it with.

knock knock. who's there? interrupting cow. interrupting cow wh... You mom's a whore.

What's the difference between a pile of dead baby's and a Cadillac? I don't have a Cadillac in my garage...

What does it take to play in the WNBA? Nothing....

Guy 1: (to guy 2) Close your eyes, stand on one leg, spin around, and yell "I have never eaten a cucumber!". Guy 2: No. Guy 1: Ok.

Two peanuts were walking down the street I stepped on them both

how do you know when you've had too much to drink? . . . when you're dead.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, My vagina is Red, Im on my period.

your mommas so fat she should be worried about getting diabetes

A jumper cable walks into a bar. The bartender says, "I'll serve You, but don't start anything."

What is more black than a Nigerian marathon runner? The night sky

Yo Momma is SO FAT, THAT she has an increased risk of cardiac arrest due to her blood pressure.

why does david stutter during meetings. because he smiles till his cheeks hurt

why am I a hobo? because I lost my job.

Why was there no girl on the swing set? She decided to get off of the swings.

Do I ever ask yo a question that I havn't given you the answer to Mr Hearty.

There was a black guy and a blonde crossing the street. They are not related.

how much did the asian man pay for his operation? nothing. he's dead.

When Chuck Norris plays Modern Warfare 2, he gets more care packages than Haiti did.

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*Knock Knock* Who's there? "Justin Bieber" And you let him in because he's a young talented singer.