- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's blue and wiggles? A baby in a bag

What shoots rockets but is not classed as a deadly weapon? A toy rocket launcher, I lied about the rockets.

What did the 3 month old puppy get for Valentines day? Heart Worms. What'd he get for Christmas? Put down.

What do you call a Muslim man flying a plane? The pilot.

Why does Hilter hate Jews? He's incapable of hating because he's dead.

A black guy and a Hispanic guy are in a car together. Who's driving? The black guy.

how do you kill a blonde with a pistol Put the clip in and shoot her

Yo mama is so fat that she has to eat salad instead of sandwiches because she wants to lose weight by going on a no-carb diet.

Why did the doctor not make it to his appointment in time? Because he died in 9/11!

What's long and black? A long and black object.

The Juice where prosecuted by many time.

What did the girl say when she was getting raped? "Stop, you're hurting me."

what is the best way to stand out from the croud? open up your butt hole and take a video for to put on dat jumbotron

what looks like a banana? a penis

A sixty Year old man walks into a bank to rob it. He tells the bank teller, "Take the money and put it into a bag!" The teller told him, "Sir I don't have a bag." So the old man turns around and walks out.

^ That's not even funny ^

Two men enter a room. Two men and a baby leave the room...

A dog walks into a bar, the bartender asks, "why the long face?" The dog replies, "because I am a dog you idiot, my face always looks like this"

Why did I call 87 yr old Jamie McMeanBully a douche bag? Because he's sterile

Knock knock... Home invasion

Yo momma is so fat that she is at a high risk for heart disease and diabetes!

What was the fly doing in the soup? Nothing, the guy ordered pizza.

Why did the sloth swing from the tree? It hung itself.

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