- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

Why did Lucy drop her ice-cream ? Because she got hit by a bus. Knock knock. Who is there ? NOT LUCY !

What did the Albino say to the other albino? Due to heredity and our inheritance of Chromosomes causing albinism, We could be displaced in society but luckily, we have eachother. They went home and lived happily. But not ever after. That craps or normal people. (freaking albinos...)

If you throw a red stone in a blue lake what does it become? Simply a wet stone.

What do you call cheese that is not yours? It depends on the type of cheese.

Why did helen keller's dog run away? He lost track of his destination and got lost.

Q: Why did Susan fall off the swings? A: She had no arms Q: Why did no one help her up? A: She had no friends Q: why was she at the play ground? A: Her parents were fighting again Knock Knock Who's there? Not Susan

why did the blonde fall down a mineshaft? Beacuse the rapist needed somewhere to hide the body

Bill gates walked into a store and farted. It stunk up the entire place and the employees were mad. But it was their fault for not having windows.

How do you know if an elephants been in your fridge? It's completely destroyed.

A guy reads the bible Another guy shouts "spoiler alert, the main character dies"

Why did the chicken cross the road? There is no reason. Chickens don't have the thinking skills to reason.

What is a pirates favorite crime? Piracy, which is still a serious problem in today's society.

Truth is Jordan Abu aita has a hairy @ss

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was being chased by other cannibal chickens.

roses are red hula is hula when i walk in cass i see a big tula

You're tearing apart, Lisa!

Why do all asians all look alike? Because they do.

Q - What is worse than a nerdy joke on anti-jokes with a lot of big words in it? A - Although I get scared when i see big words, the page long jokes are probably worse

When is it ok to drink urine? When you're Bear Grills

Who is the fastest kid in AA? Alex Solomos

Why was blueberry flavoured bubblegum cancelled? Because it tasted like soup.

ASUS Live Update has stopped working.

angelo snyder is not ga

Knock Knock! It's me! Hello? Hello! Why didn't they answer him? He was at the desert, with a disconnected phone. Also, my Captcha for this is "lose face" Good job solf mediya

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??