- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I couldn't afford haircuts so I purposely contracted cancer

So this guy walks into a bar, & says "I'll have a beer"........ Yup

Knock Knock! "Use the friggin' doorbell!"

What did the little girl with cancer get for Christmas? Nothing, she didn't make it that far

What do you call an apple in a washing machine? My lunch!

Whats blue and flufft Answer: Blue Fluff

Why did the war end? Because one country surrendered. They were getting beat pretty bad, it seemed like the only viable option.

Q: Why was the Asian teacher fired from her job? A: Because she always showed to school too late and to make matters worse the school had recently found out that she was a raging alcoholic.

What's the difference between ten dead babies and a Ferrari? There's no Ferrari in my garage.

What walks like a duck, talks like a duck, and looks like a duck? Nothing. Ducks cannot speak, therefore this description negates all known living organisms.

What's worse than a tree getting cut down? This joke.

Roses are red Violets are blue I tryed to hang myself But my neck qad to fat

I stabbed a person. No seriously, I just stabbed them. There's no punchline. Just Just Stab wounds.

A guy walks into a bar and finds a genie. The genie says he'll grant him 3 wishes. He wished for a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead. POOF! All 3 wishes were granted to him. The blonde drinks a shot a tequila, the brunette drinks a beer, and the redhead drinks a whiskey. They had a great time.

Q. Why was the Asian boy crying A. Because i stabbed his family

What's black and white and red all over? A blood-soaked zebra

Fuzzy wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy wuzzy lost all his hair. Turns out he had brain cancer and died at age 30.

A kid who lost parents is called an orphan and a wife who lost her husband is called a widow. What do you call parents who lost their child? Free on the Weekends.

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No. Neither have they.

Why did the boy fall off his bike? He had no legs

Your mom is so fat her daily calorie intake is dangerously above the recommended 2000 per day.

What do you say when you accidently punch a wasps nest? Nothing.The correct choice is ton run as fast as you can to avoid getting stung by the entire nest of wasps.

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