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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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There are two parrots sitting on a perch. One parrot says to the other parrot, "Do you smell fish?"

A man wearing a 'What Would Jesus Do' bracelet and a livestrong bracelet goes up to a blind kid and rubs his eyes and the kid can see. The kid was was not used to the bright lights and wandered into traffic, was hit by a car and killed instantly.

what did batman say to robin before they got in the car get in the car

what did the philosopher say, when he considered the transient nature of life in relation to ones own personal and egocentric grasp upon circumstance and purpose? massive erection.

You know why one side of the "v" formation of a flock of geese is longer don't you? Cause it has more geese in it.

What do you call a zebra eating Cheerios? A zebra eating Cheerios.

Knock Knock Who's There The police, your under arrest.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Lebron traveled

How many babies could a cannibal eat? 132/267 of a baby

Whats the difference between an apple and a chicken? Many, many things

why were the negros at whitney houstons funeral smiling? because there were free sandwiches!

Why did the chicken cross the road? There was food on the other side

What's the difference between a Jew and a Fire extinguisher? One puts out a fire the other one fuels it.

Is this the Krusty Krab? Yes.

Whats the difference between Qantas and Malaysia Airlines? Qantas only looses money.

Why didn't jimmy get to eat his ice cream? Because he got hit by a bus

Why did the man stop playing his computer game? The SWAT busted down his door and quickly pinned him down and arrested him for the murder of 7 families, he was charged for life in prison.

What's worse that getting raped by a frog? That would never occur, as frogs do not have genitalia to commit rape.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, MAKE ME EAT LEMONS, I ATE U!

Q: How do you catch a squirrel? A: Throw a fridge at it

A muslim walks into an airport. He then buys his ticket, boards his plane, and his flown to his proper destination.

Why did the black guy not like oreos? because he is a very health concious person and knowes that too much of a bad thing can make you fat.

Why did the robot cross the road? Because It was bionically fused to the chicken.

Ask me if I'm a watermelon. Are you a watermelon? No...

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