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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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So, what happens when Germany attacks France? France proceeds to slaughter the attackers mercilessly, as it was during the Feudal Ages, a time when France was Europe's superpower.

(To the pretty girl at the bar) "Was your father a thief? Because I really would like to have sexual intercourse with you."

Q: If you are debating whether to smoke marijuana, consider: what will your mother say when she finds your corpse? A: As a relatively harmless and non-addictive substance, Marijuana was most likely not the cause of my child’s death. It was probably AIDS.

What did the Muslim say to the Jew? Nothing, as he has been deaf since birth and is incapable of forming coherent speech.

The power of Mindfuck: What if you can only walk left when you are right? And if you can walk right when you are the only one left? What is left when everything is right? Moral: Create a right world by taking the left road? YOU PIECE OF FILTH!

why did the chicken cross the road? its a chicken giving it the tendencies to wander if not properly fenced in.

If Hellen Keller could meet Obama, what would she say? Nothing.

Little Jack Horner sat in a corner, Dead.

What's the safest way to tell a racist joke? Ask everybody who might hear the joke if they would be offended by a racist joke.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have five fingers, The middle one's for you.

What do you call a straight A student that takes 6 Vicodin's, 5 Percocet's, and 7 Adderalls? I don't know, but he will most likely die of drug overdose.

A: Why did the chicken cross the road? B: Why? A: If I knew I wouldn't be asking you.

Q: Why was the boy sad? A: An Elephant was sitting on his face

How many black people does it take to solve a complex physics equation? Trick question

Why did the sailor fall off the boat? Because vampires arent real.

Q. Why did Obama cross the road? A. To collect taxes from the houses on the other side

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What do you call a prostitute with morals? Ironic.

What do you call a mexican who works at a landscaping business? A hard working man who is trying to provide money for his family

Two men walk into a bar. The first man says to the bartender "I'd like some h2o". The second man says "I'd like some h2o to". The second man died.

Roses are grey Violets are grey I am colorblind I hate my life

A leper sees that a woman has dropped a bag of groceries on the sidewalk. "Hey ma'am, can I give you a HAND?" asks the leper. "No thank you, sir. I can manage." replies the woman. "That's a relief," laughs the leper, shyly. "I am quite weak due to leprocy."

Why does pavement get hot. Because it’s black. How could you tell she had bruises. Because they were black. Why did the boy drop out of school. Because he was dying of melanoma.

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