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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A family goes to a talent agency and performs an act. They call themselves the aristocrats

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If these walls could talk - the public would pay large sums of money to see this marvel of science. On a more serious note, they might also tell the cops about the many dead hookers stowed within them.

yo Dawg I heard you like dogs... So I sent yo ass to prison and got an NFL contract

What came first, the chicken or the egg? This is a psychological question which the egg came from the chicken, but the chicken also came from an egg, so the world may never know exactly.

What kind of shoes does a pedophile wear?white vans

Knock, Knock Wh- SWAT TEAM GET ON THE F****** GROUND!!!!!!!

What's the difference between a hooker and an onion? You don't have to cook an onion to eat it.

jack be nimble jack be quick jack is a parapeligic.....there's no need for more

Why did the chicken cross the road? So he could get to the hospital before he lost to much blood from his stab wound.

Roses are red, violets are blue. I have a gun, get in the van.

homosexual rights to marriage

DONT think about ELEPHANTS. Your thinking about elephants now.

Where did the two Jews ride when they got married? In the back of the oven.

What do you call a newborn son? The proudest moment of your life. What do you call a newborn daughter? A disappointment.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She has no arms.

Two muffins are sitting next to each other in the dessert. A hungry man passes, takes a look at the muffins lifts his shoulders and walks away. The next day a camel walks by and eats one of the muffins. The camel dies instantly, apparently the muffin was poisoned.

A white man/women works behing the counter at a 7/11

Roses are Blue Violets are Red I have Alsheimers... Cheese on Toast

what do you call 10 black people in a red car? overcrowded

Whats happening when you see your TV floating at night? You are probably suffering from some sort of mental disorder which causes spontaneous hallucinations and should seek medical help before the condition worsens.

WHATS A SHIT HOLE MOUNTNORRIS !!!!!!!!!!

"You just went and made a new dinosaur?" "And due to its well-developed core muscles the staff behind Jurassic World has called it - 'ABDOMINUS PEX'." "That's a stupid name."

How do you kill a dwarf? You put rope around his neck and attach the other end to a concrete slab. Proceed to then through him in the ocean.

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