- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

Why did the white policeman shoot all the black people in a house and not the white people Because the black guys were holding the white guys hostage

Chuck Norris doesn't drive a car. He tells the car where to go!

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the chicken is now getting flowers for her dead children that got hit buy multiple cars, also the chicken is a human mother.

What's the differnce of victims of Brady and Hindley and a pile of dead babies? Some were born dead and others were raped then killed. Kelvin Yang.

hows your wife she died 7 years ago really mine too

What do you call a black man on a rope swing? Usually whatever his first name is, but if he goes by a nickname you should use that

Q:Why didn't the Mexican get out of the box? A:Because he liked it in the box.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A bicycle.

An anti-joke

that green thing is not a leaf, it's my sister

A man goes to the doctor. The doctor says, I'm sorry but you have about four to six months to live. The man goes home and checks his million dollar life insurance policy.It expires in three months.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Maybe because it had escaped from the farm and as it doesn't have full conciousness, it couldn't distinguish between grass and the asphalt, so it happened to cross the road.

Why was the fat guy so sad? Because he knew he would die sooner or later, just like every other human being

What did the girl say when she was getting raped? "Stop, you're hurting me."

Whats worse than stubbing your toe? Sandy hook

Knock Knock! Who's there? The Police The Police who? We're sorry Ma'am your son has died in a car accident... --------- Knock Knock! Who's there? Not your son

Hey dude when is 4th of July? I don't know.

Why did the chicken fall down? Because it wanted to have fun

What is Worst than having a cancer ? Having two cancer

roses are red violets are blue i have 5 fingers the middle ones for you.

Guess What??? Ur Murr

Whats worse than the Holocaust? Finding two worms in your apple

Read a Book.

A homophobic man walks into a bar and the bartender asks: "what can I get for ya?" the man replies: "shut up gaylord"

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??