rodents are bed violents are glue i have lysdexia and short attention spa

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When the going gets tough... Commit suicide.

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So a baby seal walks into a club.

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What do you call a yelling, enraged Asian man? A fucking asshole.

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What do you call a black guy that drives an airplane? A pilot.

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A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar They are friends and continue to have a pleasant evening

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What's the difference between your mom and a table? The table isn't a whore.

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Why did the car drink Slurpies? I don't know. Why? Doorknob. Carl was unsure on what his friend, Frank meant when he told his joke, but then again who IS sure? Frank is the only one who truly knows what happened that day on August 13th 2010 when his mother came over for a surprise visit to her son's house just as Frank was heading out the door about to get in his truck and buy groceries, unaware that his mother was standing outside and bending over to ring the door bell not to expect Frank opening the door with his quick and violent actions thus hitting his mother in the face as the door swung open. Frank hadn't known his mother was at his house nor even remembered him but there she was, past out bleeding to death on his front lawn. It was Frank's fault that day, when his mother past away and reason why Frank hides his anger through his jokes. If only he hadn't opened that door he tells himself every night. Now he's cursed himself with his odd humour of using doorknobs as punchlines to hide his grief of his loss. And with that, Carl replies; Ummm.... I don't get it.

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A black man walks into a bar in Alabama, he then proceeds to have a couple of drinks and leaves.

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what doesn't kill you makes you crippled for life because you lost use of your legs in a tragic car accident

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A shoemaker walks into a bar holding a shoebox with only one shoe inside. The bartender gives him a drink and asks "Say mister, why are you carrying that shoebox with one shoe?" The shoemaker says "Well sir, it's a long story." The bartender says "Okay, give me the short version." The shoemaker says "Okay, long story short, I'm not really a shoemaker." The bartender asks "Well buddy, what are ya?" The shoemaker gets up from his chair and says "I'm a guy missing shoe."

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My daughter got a kinder surprise with cool toy today..... i killed her i didnt even want the toy

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What did the boy with no arms or legs get for his birthday? A bike

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What is black and burns really well? charcoal.

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my own dog bit my penis off, it was then put down. it was the worst day of my life.

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"Mommy! Look, I found a turtle!" "that's no turtle." "Oh..."

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What's the difference between a black guy and a white guy? Thousands of years of different evolutionary tracks resulting from different climates and available food sources.

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two peanuts were walking down the street one was assualted

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What's the difference between a black person and cancer? If you don't know already, you should really question your countries education system and your parents upbringing.

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall It depends on how hard you throw them

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knock knock who's there Bob I don't know you Bob and if you don't get off my porch this minute i'm calling the authorities.

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Q: How many babies does it take to paint a wall? A:I don't know i was asking you P.S. leave your answer in the comments below :D

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Two Mexicans are at the border and want to cross it. How do they cross it? Illegally

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Why did the boy jump of the cliff? He was following the others

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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