- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did one liar say to the other liar? I'm very honest.

Do you like fishsticks? Yes I personally think they are high in saturated fats, but to each his own Oh I thought you were asking if I was homosexual

Why did grandpa climb the phone pole with bananas in a backpack? He has a debilitating disease. He is slowly losing touch with reality.

What do you call a black airline pilot? An airline pilot.

Whats worst than finding half a worm in your apple? Getting rapped by a giant scorpian

why did the black guy fall off a cliff? because he was a zombie

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a tomato.

What's funny about your mom? Nothing, she died three weeks ago.

Whats included in over 90% of all car crashes? A Car

How do you make a clown stop smiling? Hit her in the face with a ax!

What does the average fishermen catch Fish

Two Scientologists walk into a bar. For $5,000 you can hear the rest of this joke.

Why did the black man go to hospital? To cure his black.

What is grosser than somebody eating their own booger? Someone else eating that persons booger

What does Chuck Norris order at McDonalds? A Big Mac with a large fry and drink.

What do you get when you cross a hamster with a zebra? A genetic abomination that you should put out of it's misery.

What did the black guy say to the white guy running off the cliff? Watch out! You're running off a cliff!

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Q: What's worse than getting jury duty? A: Getting herpies from a rabbit

whats the difference between a black baby and a white baby? thier skin tone.

Why did the squirrel cross the road? it was stapled to the chicken

A one legged man walks into a bar and falls down.

Two Mexicans are at the border and want to cross it. How do they cross it? Illegally

What's faster, a train or a bike? A horse because a cow gives milk

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