- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you kill a turtle? You can't, it has a shell for a reason.

womens rights.

a man rides on his horse to rohde island and back. he rode on Friday and returned on Friday. damn, that's one fat horse

What did the little Jew boy get for Christmas? nothing he is a Jew, he doesn't celebrate Christmas.

Why do so many people enjoy these jokes. They are funny

Q: What's worse than being stung by a bee A: The Rwandan Genocide

What's Pi times the square root of a panda's earlobe? Panda's do not have earlobes... thus the answer is inexplicable.

Why doesn't superman eat peanuts? Because he doesn't like them.

How do you kill a dwarf? You put rope around his neck and attach the other end to a concrete slab. Proceed to then through him in the ocean.

Why did the chicken cross the road .... The traffic light turned red

Whats happening when you see your TV floating at night? You are probably suffering from some sort of mental disorder which causes spontaneous hallucinations and should seek medical help before the condition worsens.

what unique about 3 red signs and 1 blue sign right next to eachother? there all the same colors!!!!except for the blue sign.

If I had a nickel for everyday I lived...... I would get a nickel a day

Roses are Blue Violets are Red I have Alsheimers... Cheese on Toast

WHATS A SHIT HOLE MOUNTNORRIS !!!!!!!!!!

What is green, walks on four legs, and is capable of the strongest bite in the world? An alligator.

what do you call 10 black people in a red car? overcrowded

What's black and white and red all over? A penguin in a blender.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know ask a second grader.

"You just went and made a new dinosaur?" "And due to its well-developed core muscles the staff behind Jurassic World has called it - 'ABDOMINUS PEX'." "That's a stupid name."

What was the last thing that went into the head of the space pilot of the Challenger shuttle right before it crashed? He was probably thinking about his wife and family...

what did the apple say to the orange, nothing fruits can't talk

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was shot In the face. Why did the cow fall out of the tree it was stapled to the monkey.

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