- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the muffin not eat the other muffin. Because muffins do not have a digestive system.

my own dog bit my penis off, it was then put down. it was the worst day of my life.

Q: Why were there four married men in one room without their pants on? A: because it was the mens bathroom.

When is the only time you see a Mexican and Black person driving together ? When they feel like it .

What did the boy with cancer get for his birthday? Roses on his tombstone.

What did one cow say to the other? Moo.

What's the difference between a pizza and a baby? I don't stab pizza 47 times in the chest with a chainsaw.

Why did Susie fall off the swings? Because she was hit by a truck.

Roses are red Violets are blue Urine is yellowish and shit is usually brown... That's it, I was just remembering the colors of some stuffs

Roses are red , violets are blue, you like 1d? STFU

when life givs you lemons you say no thank you i dont take food from strangers

'Doctor, doctor, I think I'm a pair of curtains' Doctor prescribes antipsychotics.

Q. Whats blue and looks like a bucket? A. a blue bucket Q. whats green and looks like a bucket? A. a blue bucket in disguise.

Why did it take Da Vinci so long to paint the Sistine Chapel? Because it was painted by Michelangelo.

Three men walked into a bar. Despite the fact that the bar was not an oblong piece of solid material as many would assume, the men entered through the tavern door simultaneously and found it most uncomfortable and awkward to be squished up against each other for several moments.

There are two kids playing basketball outside one kid shoots and makes it. The other youngster exclaims "nice shot!" because the other boy put the ball in the hoop from a very long distance.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He got hit in the head with a brick.

What's brown and sounds like a bell? An old rusted bell.

Roses are red, violets are blue I've got Alzheimer's cheese on toast

Your mother is so fat that she's more prone to cardiovascular disease than other people who stick to the proper BMI or body mass index

Click here to end the world.

Theaters say silence is golden... Trap silence in a jar, make millions.

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