- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Can we pretend that airplanes in the night sky are like shooting stars? No, we can't.

How do you keep an idiot in suspense?

Whats long and red all over? This Cut on my arm, i should get it checked out.

What did Ed Gein get at McDonalds? The corpse of a worker he killed by the dumpster and hauled back to his shack to hang up and gut like a deer.

Your mom is so fat, when she farts, I can use her underwear as a hot air balloon

A man looks at a glass and says that it is half full. Another man looks at the glass and says that it is half empty. A feminist looked at the glass and said it was being raped

What does Santa give to a naughty child who wants coal for Christmas? Nothing, Santa doesn't exist.

What did Marshawn Lynch say? Yeah

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-What do you call a dog with no legs? -Call it whatever you want, it's not coming!

An alcoholic walks into a bar, but then realises he's ruining his family so he calls the rehab

Have you ever tried ethiopian food Neither have they

Why did a little kid's mom let go of his hand? John Wilks Booth shot her

- What's better than just sitting on a couch in a summerhouse with a bottle of wine and reading a good book? - An orgy.

what smells like a rose bud? a rose, bud.

Whats the leading cause of death Life.

(Something terribly disturbing that people find funny)

a blond goes into a taxi, the driver asks where to my friend , the blond says her desired location, gets droped off and trips, falls on her head, suffers major injuries, dies,weeks later the taxi driver drove the family to the funeral, they walk out and one of of them trips and gets back up...

What is black, white, and red all over? A penguin in a blender

A Palestinian woman walks into a library. She is promptly stoned to death.

a black guy a white guy and a spanish guy walk into a bar, after they left the bar they became good friends despite thier differences.

What's the difference between the NBA and the WNBA? What's the WNBA?

How do you stop R Kelly from peeing on little girls? Kill all little girls.

What's a fry cook's favorite day? Saturday. It's his day off.

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