- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between the NBA and the WNBA? What's the WNBA?

A Palestinian woman walks into a library. She is promptly stoned to death.

Q:Why is rugby one of the safest sports to play? A: It isn't , it is in fact very dangerous.

What's a fry cook's favorite day? Saturday. It's his day off.

Once upon a time there was a young teenager who was bullied a lot. She died 100 years ago.

A drunkard walked into a bar, and up to the bartender. He proceeded to the until he **. I proceeded to break down in immense frustration over censorship.

Knock knock. Whose there? No one, I'm trying to tell a knock knock joke.

Sam slept and never woke up again.. Because he followed his dream.

What's sad about the Holocaust? Lots of men, women, children were brutally murdered in horrible ways.

Sam murray got home after school one day, he siad hello to his father and possibly played some Avatar on the D.S

In class a teacher said "Stand up if you think you'r stupid" A kid stands and the teacher ask why? The kid said: "Oh I thought it'd be a bit fair since your standing up.

Bang Bang Get the hell out of the house, it's on fire.

What is black, white, and red all over? A penguin in a blender

(Something terribly disturbing that people find funny)

a blond goes into a taxi, the driver asks where to my friend , the blond says her desired location, gets droped off and trips, falls on her head, suffers major injuries, dies,weeks later the taxi driver drove the family to the funeral, they walk out and one of of them trips and gets back up...

What has 389,236,587 arms, has rainbow colored fur, and fornicates on your front lawn? Absolutely nothing. That's pretty much physically impossible.

how do you kill justin bieber? put a bag over his head and suffercate him.

How many dead babies can you fit inside Casey Anthony's trunk? Trick question. She didn't do it.

A man questions wether a cat will always land on it's feet. He takes a cat from a pet store and tosses it into the air. The cat lands on it's feet. Startled, the cat runs into the street and gets hit by a car. The man goes to prison for theft and animal abuse.

Boy:U a dime Girl: she said ur a quarter Boy:-_- dumb B***h

My brother gave my mom AIDS. My mom gave my dad AIDS. My dad gave my dog AIDS. My dog gave me AIDS. I gave my sister AIDS. My sister called the police because of the wild case of AIDS.

A man walks into his cubicle and sits down. After a long day of work, he goes home and happens to die whilst eating dinner.

i have alzheimer's, so i forgot the punchline to this joke

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