Why did Jim get hit by a train? Because he was standing in the tracks.

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Interviewer: Are you currently a smoker? Applicant: Are you implying that I look like a chimney?

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WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

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Whats the difference between a Jew and a boy scout? Boy scouts come back from camp.

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Two colleague janitors sit next to each other in the coffee room, one says to the other: About yesterday... I checked three times and it looks pretty normal. Sorry... I wasn't around to hear the question the other posed the day before, but I heard it's supposed to be pretty funny with this answer. So... Less is better then none, right?

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why did the chicken cross the road it didn't it got hit y a car

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BOYS ARE DUMB AND THEY SMELL FUNNY AND IM ANGRY

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A: That's a catchy song! B: You know what else is catchy? A: What? :) B: Herpes. Awkward silence.

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A man climbs a tree, falls, and breaks his legs. He will never walk again

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women drivers>asian drivers>asian women drivers

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Man- Where can I find a book on the holocaust Book keeper- Have you tried comedy? Man- no I havent Book keeper- good it won't be there

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Q: A woman is hit by a motorcycle. Whos fault was it the motorcyclist's or the woman's? A: It was the motorcyclist's fault. He shouldn't of been riding his mortorcycle in the kitchen while she was making my sandwich.

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Why did the Jew lock the chest? Because that's where he was hiding the body.

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What is worse than the holocaust? DUH! A worm in MY apple!

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What did the piece of macaroni say as they boy was about to eat him? Nothing. Foods are uneducated and illiterate therefore unable to speak, and went into the boy's mouth without a trouble.

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How do you drown a blonde? Force her head underwater until she can no longer breathe, thus shutting down her brain and killing her.

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What did the duck say? Nothing. Everyone knows that ducks can't talk.

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Hey i just met you and this is crazy, but heres my gamertag so party up maybe?

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how many shit jokes do you need to make before you realize that random does not equal funny? TOO FUCKING MANY

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Justin Bieber

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Whats blind and deaf? Hellen Keller.

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A horse walks into a bar. He politely holds the door for a young woman.

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How do you start a riot in Mexico? Roll a penny down the street.

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Are tomatoes more scary than onions? No. They are not more scary than onions.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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