How do you tickle a tree? you dont you are a schizo stop kicking leaves

Why did Timmy's face hurt? Because there was a frog stapled to it.

If you had 4 oranges in one hand and 7 oranges in the other, what would you have? Really big hands.

'Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers.' That's fantastic because Peter Piper was paralyzed and the doctors said he would never be able tomove is arms or legs again, and there he is picking a peck of pickled peppers. I applaud you Peter Piper.

How do you get a Mexican's attention? "Excuse me, may I have your attention?"

Your moms so fat she weighs 200 kilograms

-How do you wake up Lady Gaga? -Poke her face

an islamic man with a strange bag walk into thr airport. he is probably heading toward his flight like any other person.

why was the jewish boy afraid of ovens? because he developed an irrational fear of kitchen appliances. he would later, as an adult seek counseling and overcome his fear.

Why couldn't the black guy support his family? He was only 3 years old.

i found the cure to cancer.......AIDS

A blonde takes a math test it says find x? She circles x and puts there it is!

what do you call an icy road? dangerous.

What do you hear when you put your foot on a man's ear? A man saying, "WTF are you doing?!"

Yo momma so fat, she's dead.

What do you call a mexican man with a rubber toe? Ruberto.

A hill billy went fishing

Why was Eight in court? He was involved in Nine's horrifying disappearance.

How do unwed mothers celebrate Mother's Day? The same way all mothers do.

Why was the Mexican sleeping? He wishes to decrease his risk of motor vehicle accidents.

How did the man want his hair cut? In silence.

What's invisible? A lot of stuff.

Why did the black man go to the store with a gun? He recently bought it a couple days before to go hunting, but it wasn't working correctly.

A dyslexic man walks into a bra

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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