A: Knock Knock B: The door is open please come in.

How many feminists does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two. One to screw in the light bulb and one to suck my dick.

What could be happier than a fat guy eating 20 pies? The guy he bought it from!

What's the worst part about eating a vegetable? Putting her back in the wheel chair.

Where do drunk asians live? In their house or apartment with their families, who are concerned about his drinking.

what is sticky and brown a black guys stick

Knock. Knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Are you mentally handicapped? Bananas are fruit.

What did the kid with no arms or legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

Your mum is so ugly that i make jokes about how ugly she is

What do you do when life gives you Oranges? You make lemonade and life wonders how you did it

A: Ask me if I am an Orange. B: "Are you an Orange?" A: No.

Why couldn't the morbidly obese man get on a cruise ship? He didn't have a ticket.

So i know this guy... yes? thats it.

What color is the grass on Bob's lawn? Bob lives in a apartment.

Yo mamma is so dumb, she bought a Wii and was satisfied with her purchase

Doctor! doctor! I feel like a bridge! That's the least of your problems you've got cancer by ndc

Yo mama's so ugly, one day she looked in the mirror and her face was a wreck. Later that day she committed suicide.

A kid walks into a bar and the bartender yells, "Get Out!"

Knock Knock. Who's There? I don't know. I'm paralyzed.

What did the Jewish man get for his birthday? Pork.

Why did Tommy fall off the swing? Because he had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Tommy.

What do you call a fat guy running on the street? Nothing because you should respect his effort trying to improve his health.

Q: what did one guy say to another guy? A: I don't know!

When my parents said that they chucked a flipper baby into the Atlantic ocean I assumed a baby seal, I later found out that happened to my disabled brother.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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