- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's red white, blue and hilarious? Glasgow Rangers in administration!

Why did the cow cross the road? Cause he had madcow disease

What's the difference between a lawyer and a catfish? One is a human profession, and the other is a type of fish.

what do you call a million black people on the moon? a good start

What did rangler get on anti joke? Thumbs down.

Why was the old man lying on the floor? He had a heart attack and died

Your mom is so stupid... She was unable to go to college and therefore was not able to find a good job.

What starts with the letter P and ends with O-R-N? Popcorn

I had an amnesia joke But it was written down on a slip of paper because someone else wrote it down. Let me just take it out & read it to you

Why did Sally fall off of the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sally

What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding a worm bitten in half in your apple.

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Well I think that anti jokes are stupid.

Why was the trucker making noises? It was having sex with someone

How often does the lesbian vampire group meet up? Never. Lesbians don't exist.

How do you know when a blonde has been using your computer? If you're lucky some of his or hair will have fallen out and be left on the keyboard as evidence.

Yo mommas teeth are so yellow that.....I reccomend she see a dentist.

What is the difference between 1 and 2? 2 is a higher number than 1.

What do you call a jew without a nose? A most likely kind and interesting anti- steriotypical person

Why did Susie fall off the swingset? Because she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Susie.

What do you get when you cross a blonde with a dinosaur? Beastiality

why was the black man scared of cats ? Because a gang of cats ate his family

What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? One's fun to smash with a hammer and the other one is a watermelon.

What did the man get on his birthday the week before he died? Obamacare

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