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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A black man, an asian man, and a gay man walk into a bar. What do they do? They mourn the loss of their dead friend.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was shot In the face. Why did the cow fall out of the tree it was stapled to the monkey.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust. What's worse than that? Hearing that joke a million times on this site.

Why aren't there Olympics in Mexico? Idk Because everyone that can run jump or swim are already across the boarder.

This Irishman walked into a pub and then drank hard liquor for the next 3 hours.

Roses are red violets are blue ice-cream is yummy can I eat you

What do you call Americans Watching Canadians? Hockey

What did the 11 year old boy get for christmas? A wet dream

what did the apple say to the orange, nothing fruits can't talk

What do you call a middle-aged Polish man on Skype? A lonely man.

What do you call a boy with no arms or legs Mat

whats worse than catching your parents having sex? having sex with your parents

A man walks into a bar, the bartender says had a bad day the man says yes... he orders 10 shots goes home and shoots his neighbors

What do grass and deer have in common? They're both green I lied about the deer

Why was rebecca crying? Because her mum had just died in a house fire!!!

Why did Alec cross the road? He didn't, he was hit by an axe.

A man walks into a bar with a frown on his face His dog just died

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm bad at rhyming...... TITS

did you hear the joke about the vagina ....... you'll never get it

Why did the chicken cross the road? He actually planned to visit his family on the other side, but unfortunately he did not look both ways so was involved in a terrible car accident. His family now mourns their loss.

what do you call the breaching of the anal cavity with a penis? butt sex

How old am I? If you guessed correctly, you are psychic. If you guessed incorrectly, I will send flying gnomes to capture and torture you. Unless, of course, you are of a racial minority in which case nothing will happen to you because I am not racist. :P

What do you call a deer with one eye? Nothing. The deer was transported to a specialist animal hospital and now has two working eyes, eliminating the purpose of this joke. We apologise for wasting your time.

What is a black man's favorite food? It differs from person to person.

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