What's the difference between a ferrari and pile of dead babies? I don't have a ferrari in my garage.

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What do you call a pig that does karate? By its name. Pigs are often referred to by something regarding the 'Oink' sound that they make. Perhaps in this instance, the pigs name was Oinky. However, this is only a supposition. The range of names is really too wide to make a fair prediction.

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What is yellow, has wheels and lies on its back? A school bus after a horrible traffic accident.

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Why is Ray Charles always smiling? He's not, corpses rarely smile

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Knock Knock Who's there? Jim Come on in!

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What did one lawyer say to the other? We are both lawyers. What did the stupid lawyer say to the other lawyer? We are both pineapples.

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"When there's something srange, in your neighborhood... who you gonna call..?" The cops

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Roses are red violets are blue monkeys like you belong in the zoo but don't be afraid I'll be there to that in the cage but laughing at you

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What do you get when you cross an elephant and a rhino? El-if-iknow

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roses are red violets are green id love to flick owen cliffords mams bean

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A man walks into a bar, and he died.

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A white man a black man a french man and a mexican are on a sinking ship. The French man says "we have too many of these" and throws a bunch of begets over board. The Black man says "we have too many of these" and throws a bunch of red hot cheetos overboard The Mexican man says "we have too many of these" and throws a bunch of Tacos over board. And then the White man says "we have too many of these" and throws the Mexican man overboard

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What did the mental patient say to the apple? She didn't say anything because she was a catatonic schizophrenic.

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You know why one side of the "v" formation of a flock of geese is longer don't you? Cause it has more geese in it.

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Why did the dinosaurs go extinct? I don't know.

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Doctor, doctor, I just swallowed a roll of film! That was an incredibly foolish and dangerous thing for you to do. I would be surprised if you survived another day before the chemicals corrode your stomach lining and release hydrofluoric acid throughout your body causing sepsis.

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What is life? Paul.

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why did the black guy kill the white guy. the white guy killed his family.

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Lol, okay you have made Nero of the clan of the Moralians the mighty laugh and go aww... Seriously, first of all, WHAT THE FUCK IS NAUSEUS? Secondly, okay its Ridge Racer, close enough, aww, seriously that sounds like the cutest thing, I mean did you bleed? DID YOU HARM YOURSELF! DELIGHTFUL... Moral: Seriously though, seeing you tilt over while playing a racing game, kinda cute, just put a pillow there next time you know just saying, because I play videogames, I cant go sexytime for hours without pumping some ADRENALINE INTO MY MIGHTY ROD OF STONEFLESH!

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what do you call a mexican with a rubber blanket cold

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Why was the black kid at school? Because he wanted to receive an education.

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What do you get when you hit a kid with a hockeystick? arrested.

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a man walks into a bar. ouch. that must suck, but he should really look where he's going

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What is white and can't climb trees? Toothpaste.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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