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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A bartender walks into a bar. I know what you're thinking. You think he works there but that is not correct. He works at a different bar. Anyways, he buys a few drinks and leaves. He was impressed with the service.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Orange ya glad i didn't say banana

What's brown,green got four legs and can fall out of a tree and kill you? A snooker table.

Why did the Jewish man stop to pick up a quarter off the filthy street? He saw a homeless man begging on the street corner and thought that he could give him the spare change he found.

Why'd the plane crash? Because the pilot was an orange.

Why didnt suzy give mary i high five? because i cut off her hand

What do you call a cat with 1 eye, 4 legs, and its tongue out? Road kill.

whats the diffrence 2 gay people and 1 gay person? A 1 person diffrence

Why cant kellen heller drive? She was born with the disabilities of being blind and deaf, thus rendering her unable to operate a vehichle.

What's long hard and full of seamen? A boat, or possibly a submarine.

Why did the black cop pull the white guy over? He was going approximately 52 miles per hour on a 40 miles per hour speed limited road.

How did the hillbilly fix his PC? He brought it to Wal-Mart and got a diagnostics from an expert then installed anti virus software.

What's the hardest thing to do while masturbating? Having sex.

Why was the Africanan boy hungry? Because food is hard to come by in Africa.

Justin Beiber walks into a bar. The bartender does not serve him because he is not the legal drinking age yet.

Q: what did Don Draper do after he saw an attractive woman at the ABC store? A: went home and thought about her while drinking his scotch.

Q:Why did Sara fall off the swing? A: Because she has no arms. ..... Knock knock! who's there? Not Sara, she has no arms and doesn't have the abitlity to knock.

Why did the toilet paper roll down the hill? ... To get to the bottom.

What did Jimmy get for his first bithday A coffin

How many times do you have to make an ass of yourself before you look like a retard and thinking ''random'' means funny? Fuck yourself HAHAHAHAHA seriously stahp

How do you blindfold a Chinese man? With a blindfold.

What's similar between a black man and jelly babies? Nothing

Why did the man scream when his dog ran into the room? Because he was afraid of dogs.

What's scarier than a ghost? Practically anything as ghosts aren't real.

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