- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the super popular, beautiful girl say to her stalker? i dont know, i wasnt the stalker.

When the going gets tough... Commit suicide.

So a baby seal walks into a club.

What did the T-Rex say to the chicken? Nothing. First of all because the Tyrannousaurus Rex has been extinct for over 65 million years and secondly because Tyrannousaurus Rex's and chickens are both animals of lower intelligence so they cannot talk to one another.

what is black and green and rainy all over? the democratic republic of congo

Your mum is so ugly that i make jokes about how ugly she is

Two Mexicans are at the border and want to cross it. How do they cross it? Illegally

How many zombies can you kill at once? about one or two unless your Chuck Norris with unlimited powers.

Why did the boy jump of the cliff? He was following the others

"Mommy! Look, I found a turtle!" "that's no turtle." "Oh..."

two peanuts were walking down the street one was assualted

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for his birthday? A bike

How many babies does it take to paint a wall It depends on how hard you throw them

What is black and burns really well? charcoal.

What's the difference between a black person and cancer? If you don't know already, you should really question your countries education system and your parents upbringing.

What's the difference between a black guy and a white guy? Thousands of years of different evolutionary tracks resulting from different climates and available food sources.

my own dog bit my penis off, it was then put down. it was the worst day of my life.

knock knock who's there Bob I don't know you Bob and if you don't get off my porch this minute i'm calling the authorities.

Q: How many babies does it take to paint a wall? A:I don't know i was asking you P.S. leave your answer in the comments below :D

roses are red, violets are blue, if ruddell was black, he would smell of poo.

A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar They are friends and continue to have a pleasant evening

What's the difference between your mom and a table? The table isn't a whore.

What do you call a black guy that drives an airplane? A pilot.

What do you call a yelling, enraged Asian man? A fucking asshole.

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