What's the difference between an alien and Obama? - Nothing they are both aliens.

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what did the oven say to the firdge you hot baby

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A horse walks into a bar, and is then put down because of the injuries it sustained from the impact.

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Q. What did the father say to his son? A. Nothing, he just hit him with his belt. His wife tried to intervene, but she too was hit by said belt.

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why do midgets surf in kitchens? because of microwaves.

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An asian man walks into a bar and lights a cigarette. He is politely asked to leave due to smoking being prohibited indoors.

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how many weasels does it take to change a lightbulb 0 weasels are animals and therefore are not capable of changing lightbulbs

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What is the difference between a duck? None! One of their legs are both the same.

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Roses are blue, Violets are red, Pansies are green, I think I'm colorblind

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Whats funnier than a black man? A black president

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Why did the Mexican cross the road? He was on his way to America Why did the black man cross the road? He was just running to his car you racist.....after he had robbed the bank

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what do you get when you cross a jellyfish, a jar, and a brown crayon? i dont know, im not into genetics, and jars dont have genes.

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The First National Tree Bank just closed down. Don't worry it started a brand new branch.

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Two bars walk into a guy, and the bartender says, "You're telling the joke wrong, stupid!"

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What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? dead parents.

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whats brown and rhymes with snoop? Dr. Dre

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whats funnier than throwing a baby off a cliff cathcing him at the bottom with a pitch fork

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Rose are brown, Violets are brown, Who keeps pooping in my garden?

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Your mom is so fat, she weighs 732 kilograms.

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Why did the blonde fail her science test? Because she spent all day at the hair salon getting her hair died from brown to blonde when she should have spent the time productively studying.

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A black person and a white person decide to have a race. Who won? The white person Don't be a racist.

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A cowboy walks in to a bar and says to the guy behind the counter "Can I have a glass of water?". The bar tender shot a gun and missed the cowboy by an inch. The cowboy said thanks. Why? Because the cowboy had the hiccups

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What do you get when you throw a piano down a mine shaft? A flat minor.

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A man questions wether a cat will always land on it's feet. He takes a cat from a pet store and tosses it into the air. The cat lands on it's feet. Startled, the cat runs into the street and gets hit by a car. The man goes to prison for theft and animal abuse.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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