Why did the boy trip over the garden gnome? He didn't trip. He died of a burst artery.

what happened to the chicken who crossed the road he didn't realize that the light was green

yo momma is so stupid, she probably in in the bottom 1% of her age group

what movie can a retarded 8 year old play the lead role in. Zathura

What did Tarzan shout when he saw the elephants coming? "Here come the elephants!"

Q: What did the serial rapist say to his best friend? A: You're a good friend

What did the drunk man say to the average civilian? Blahaahahahahahuhuh!

Yo momma so fat, when she steps on the scales it reads 90kg

Bill goes and buys 45 watermelons, what does he have? 45 watermelons.

Why did Bob the Builder die? He had cancer.

Why a polar bear fell over? He drank so much

way do Japan bomb pearl harbor because America hat sex with China [watch Hetalia]

Q: Wanna hear a dirty joke? A: A kid fell in the mud.

You know whats funny? A man cooking dinner.

How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? They sent her to her room without dinner.

A dyslexic man walks into a bra. He is promptly arrested for sexual harassment.

Wanna here a funny joke... Trevor michael dyess's social life.

if you have 2 apples and 3 oranges in one hand, and 4 oranges and 1 apple in the other, what do you have? very large hands.

Why was the truck making noises? It was backing up.

Yo momma stank so bad, she might have a serious vaginal infection. You should take her to the hospital.

How do you scare a lawyer? Threaten to kill his family.

Guess what? Chickenbuttt hahahah! lolomfg

What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? A= Were both lawyers! What happens every sixty seconds in the us? A= a minute passes!

Obama One Big Ass Mistake America

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