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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's more epic than a man in a gorilla suit? A man in a gorilla suit with a banana.

Have you heard about the constipated mathematician? He worked his problems out with a pencil... It was a #2 pencil

What's funnier than a dead baby? A dead baby in a clown costume

How many are in a baker's dozen? 12 bakers

Why was the new born on the orphanage's doorstep? He was an accident.

roses are red , violets are blue, lick my dick , or lick my dick

A sixty Year old man walks into a bank to rob it. He tells the bank teller, "Take the money and put it into a bag!" The teller told him, "Sir I don't have a bag." So the old man turns around and walks out.

What's so funny about Mexicans? Nothing. They're all humans too.

How did 3 fat women fit under 1 small umbrella and not get wet? It wasn't raining!

Roses are red, You're a failed abortion, Happy Valentines Day. :D

What is black and blue and red all over? My wife.

How did the mexican cross the border? He went through border patroll, and then later became a legal citizen of North America

Did you hear the one about the avalanche that crashed into the bar? It was such a tragedy.

why was the little boy happy? Because he wasn't in the penn state locker room.

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There was an Englishman, a Scotsman, and an Irishman. Now there's millions of them. And women too.

how many jews does it take to change a lightbulb? none, they hire mexicans to do it

Nice ass. Too bad it's cracked in the middle, though.

How do you make a 6-year-old cry again? Tell him that without further change to the system, he'll end up paying $100,000 for school and then not have a job when he graduates.

A man walks into a bar, the bartender says, "why the long face?" the man replies, "my wife has terminal cancer and has been given 2 weeks to live."

hey I just met you and this is crazy but get in my van

What do you call an Ex-Penn State coach who is anal to young boys? - Strict

What did the dead woman say to the murderer nothing dead people cant talk

How many filthy niggers does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, because I killed off all the filthy niggers.

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