- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q:why is walmart so big? A:Years ago a man named Sam Walton had a vision for one stop shopping. And it goes without saying that being a one stop shop must mean you have a lot of inventory thus the size of Walmart is a lot larger to hold and support the increased mass of inventory .

Q: You and a thousand other people are suddenly bursting in flames at a park, there is a big barrel of water just a few steps away from you, what do you do in order to save the people that truly matter? A: Stop drop and roll, duh!

What has feet, but no legs? An alien.

The Juice where prosecuted by many time.

How do you teach a blond how to cook? You give her a cookbook, a kitchen, and maybe turn Paula Dean's show on.

How did the little boy die? Malaria Why? He was poor. Why? A Jew stole his money.

What do you call a bunch of spics playing soccer? Professional soccer players.

A baby walks into a bar, not long before it leaves out of the bar.

To mama's so fat when she went to Dairy Queen she Ordered a blizzard.

So an Alex Gedrose walks into a bar, and orders peanut butter and jelly toast on buttermilk with extra Linda on the side.

what do you say to a woman on her rags? nothing.try and ignore it.you didn't hear this from me and we never talked.

Whats bigger than a toaster and smaller than an oven? ... ... ... ... ... ... ... .... .... . ... . . . ..... ...... ..... a microwave . ..... . ... ...

Roses are Red Violets are Blue Violets are not blue They are Violet

What do you call the offspring of an elephant? A baby elephant.

Why couldn't little Tiffany play kickball with the other kids at recess? I chopped her legs off.

What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist.

Why did Suzie fall of the swing? The chain broke.

Did You Hear about the Black Guy That went to College?....Neither Did I...

A duck walked into a bar and said "ouch."

Two gophers are in a tank One of them says how the heck do you drive this thing?

Your mama's so stupid she brought syrup to the quidditch world cup because she knew there would be quaffles!

Roses are red bullets are led if you don't take me back now i'll shoot you in the head!

A duck walks up to a lemonade stand and says nothing to the man running the stand. Realizing that the duck might potentially keep patrons from approaching the stand, he packs up and moves elsewhere.

Girl, why are you crying? I'm not a girl, I'm a strawberry.

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