What did one dog say to the other? Nothing silly...dogs can't talk.

thumb_up thumb_down -13

A horse walks into the bar and says "why the long face?" The bartender replies "hey! I was supposed to say that!"

thumb_up thumb_down -13

You remind me of something What? Monday Why? Nobody likes you

thumb_up thumb_down -13

What's the difference between a pizza and a Jew? A pizza doesn't scream when you put it in the oven.

thumb_up thumb_down -13

One sux, the other is decent. But supporting the sucky one shows u are dedicated.

thumb_up thumb_down -13

Why did the room go dark? Somebody turned the lights off

thumb_up thumb_down -13

So a guy walked into the doctors and said, "It hurts when I poke my leg like this." The doctor said, "Well don't poke your leg like that."

thumb_up thumb_down -13

How did the ball fall from the cup? It didn't, it happened to be tied to a string attached to the cup.

thumb_up thumb_down -13

A construction worker walks into a bar. Lucky he was wearing his hard hat.

thumb_up thumb_down -13

Why did the cat cross the street? It didn't. I cut off its arms and legs so it couldn't walk.

thumb_up thumb_down -13

What happens when a monkey eats banana. It throws them up and gets some blueberry pie.

thumb_up thumb_down -13

Roses are Dead, Voilets are, too Now shut up and say nothing Because we're watching you

thumb_up thumb_down -13

A man is in a bar with a drink A lorry driver come in a gulp the guys drink down The man starts crying the lorry driver says"don't cry I will buy you another" The guy says "it's not that: Today I woke up late for work and when I finally got there my boss fired me so I get in my car to go home and it wont start so I walk home while it's raining and when I got in I found that my wife was sleeping with the gardener so I came down here and asked for some poison and you went and drank it"

thumb_up thumb_down -13

George Bush told Jared Fogle that he did 9/11. Jared Fogle replied "I did 9 11 year olds"

thumb_up thumb_down -13

whats worse than sitting next to jack grindey nothing

thumb_up thumb_down -13

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the house. knock knock. who's there? the chicken!

thumb_up thumb_down -13

What do a bike and a duck have in common? They both have handlebars except for the duck.

thumb_up thumb_down -13

25

thumb_up thumb_down -13

Three blind men walk into a bar, and, no... wait, sorry just one; so one blind man walked into a bar, and... uh, okay, so it was actually more of a small post. This is pretty much just a plausible, yet unfortunate event. My bad.

thumb_up thumb_down -13

What did the librarian say to the rude man who was talking very loudly? The librarian said "shhh keep it down."

thumb_up thumb_down -13

A man walks into a bar And compliments the bartender for his great service

thumb_up thumb_down -13

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have schizophrenic, and don't have any friends

thumb_up thumb_down -13

What's worse than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

thumb_up thumb_down -13

It's that time of the month again... ...to cut my toenails.

thumb_up thumb_down -13

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops