- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why did Tom bought a new sweeper? A : because his grandma fired their maid

Why? Why not?

The tooth fairy, Santa and, Justin Beiber are the same, little kids believe in them, whats wrong with America these days

Q) How many times did the woman jump off the cliff? A) Once she died.

When Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked the world, He broke his foot because every human being that kicks such a solid structure would break their foot.

Roses are red, You're a failed abortion, Happy Valentines Day. :D

What's the difference between a trash can full of dead babies and a Porsche? I don't have a Porsche in my garage.

Cyrus: Can you dig it?! Phil: I can feel it calling in the air tonite……..oh lord

What's old, silver, and smells like old cheese? A fork with old cheese on it.

How did 3 fat women fit under 1 small umbrella and not get wet? It wasn't raining!

How do you make asian ice cream you mix it with a textbook

Why did the duck cross road? It didn't, it got ran over.

Knock knock? Who's there? Herpes. Bummer.

Why was the black guy homeless? because he has been affected severely by the credit crunch, been made redundant and had his home repossessed

1: I heard a great knock knock joke, but you have to start it. 2: Okay, knock knock! 1: Who's there? 2: ???

How can you tell the difference between Brooke Colbert or any other girl Jesse has been with? It's easy, Brooke the only one Jesses ever been with. They even share the same bra size.

Why didn't Sarah come to school today? She had a heart attack and died.

Why didn't Suzie answer her mother? Suzie has a serious condition where she is mute and also severely deaf.

What do a porkchop and a watermelon have in common? They're both edible, organic, and delicious. Also, both are fun to throw at people.

Wow, that is one of the things I would think I would react all bad to, but that`s, a strangely attractive quality in you.

Why did the little boy die? His mother got an abortion...

What should you do when your husband is staggering in the back yard Shoot him again

Why did the black guy drink the kool aid? Because there was a glass of kool aid next to him and he was thirsty.

what happened to the man that got shot.... He died.. 3 secs after

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