- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, You know what? SCREW YOU!

A good way to remember which one is Beavis and which one is Butthead is to remember the acronym "Baby Blues." B in baby stands for Beavis, and b in blues stands for Butthead. You're welcome.

What did Stephen Hawking say after he scaled Mount Everest? Yay!

whats shaped like a tree. A tree.

What's big fat and hairy? Peter

I'm called the! no i wish am I left

A man went skydiving and tragically died.

A man walks into a bar, and promptly leaves because he left his kid in the car.

what did the black guy ge for christmas? a speeding ticket

Why can't Michael Jackson play chess? Because he is no longer alive.

what do you call a farm without animals a house with a big yard

What do people call the completely paralyzed man with no eyes? David, his name.

q; whats small and high pitched a; rory johnston

Whats the difference between a Ferrari and an erection? I dont have a Ferrari!!

Whats 1 foot long and went in and out of my girlfriend? Our new baby

WELCOME TO THE GARLIC BOYS SHOW! So kids, what are we gonna eat today? POTATOES! FUUUUUUU! Moral: You say tomata, I say WROOOOOOOONG, you say cheap I say your mother.

what do German people eat at BBQ ' s ? burgers and hotdogs and kebabs and fried chicken with a garnish of summer salad washed down with a cold mouth tingling glass of coca cola and jews

Why was the camel sad he wasnt, camels dont have feelings

What's Red, Smells like Blue Paint, What tastes like the sea, and has been doused in the essence of the 80's? If you can come up with something, don't bother; This is a trick question. The space was to give you time to think. Forget your answer.

What's white and can't climb a tree? A Refrigerator

What do you call a group of Mexicans jumping over a fence? I heat of runners trying out for the Mexican Olympic hurdle team.

What do you do when a blonde throws a grenade at you? Pull the pin and throw it back at her

What did the woman say to her abusive husband? You're hurting me.

What do you call a black man? Rob

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