- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats the differnce between madalin macan and batman?...batman returns

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

What's the difference between a box of dead babies and a mustang? I don't have a mustang in my garage..

Is your refridgerator running? good, because if it wasn't then your food would spoil.

What do u call something that's sticky and in a stick form? A glue stick :)

What's the meaning of life? I forgot to write it down.

What did the fish say after it's head was cut off? Nothing, it was a fish.

how many licks does it take to get to the center of lollipop? unknown.

A man walks into a meat shop. Man: I bet you $20 you can't reach the meat on the top shelf. Butcher: The steaks are too high

What's sad about three black men in a Cadillac driving off a cliff? They were my friends.

Why did the boy have to ride the bus? Because both his parents died.

Your mamma's so obese that she can't stand up. She's been like this for years. That's because she's dead. She died of cardiovascular-related diseases.

A man walks into a bar. He is promptly taken to the hospital where he finds out that he may have a concussion.

Three black men walk into a gas station and don't steal anything.

A Rabi, a priest, and a monk all go to different churches because they all have different beliefs an respect each others decisions.

Hurr durr, I shit my pants.

I don't trust stairs. They're always up to something.

Where did Mary go after the explosion? Everywhere.

dylan wishes he could come up with funny jokes. but that is impossible for a man trying to bat with a .5inch ****

It is better to have loved and lost, Than to have fallen, bleeding, into shark-infested waters.

Wanna hear a joke? No? Oh

Roses are red and so is venus now kneel down and suck my penis:)

what happened when joey asked the teacher to go to the restroom? The Teacher said "yes you may go to the restroom," not even putting into consideration that joey was a ginger and discriminating him because of it.

What's the difference between 50 dead babies and a three-course meal? One of them can feed me for a day and the other is a three-course meal.

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