Why did nobody answer when billy knocked on the door? The door was a loaf of bread.

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I'm Polish.

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why did the person die? He was 90 years old and was sick. Its natural

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james hedge is gay did you know if you look at him you turn gay

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What did the black man say to the jew at a party Well hello i don't believe we met.

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Two muffins are in an oven. One muffin says to the other muffin, "Sure is hot in here." The other muffin says, "AHHHH! A talking muffin."

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What do you call a sausage with no sauce? A giraffe.

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Q:Why did the little girl fall out of the swing? A:Because she had no arms.

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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What's worse then getting followed by a creepy man in a van? Getting followed and raped by a creepy man in a van.

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My dog has no nose. How does it smell? It doesn't

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My diick won't stop barking unless I take it for a walk, problem is, I can't find a leash big enough

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? An Irishman with a metal bar (like a pole)

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What's the difference between a Jew and an apple? One of them is a fruit, and the other is not.

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Your mom is so ugly- Wait, hold on. How are you born?

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Seriosly. too much sex again?

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What do u call a dumb Asian. An american

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Why did Sarah fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock! Who's there? Not Sarah!

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what's the difference between you and a yack one is a spitting idiot and the other one is a camel

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Roses are red, Violets are violet.

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What does Michael have in common with NASA? Not a lot.

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Why did the cat die? Johnny put in the microwave.

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How does a black man spell Jack J-A-C-K

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Why did the man die when he hugged the pillow? He was hallucinating at the grand canyon.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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