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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was King Triton mad at Ariel? Her grades were under the C.

My friends and family all recommended me for alcoholics anonymous, but all i had to say is that my father didn't raise me to be quitter.

A blonde heard that 90% of all crimes occur within a one-mile radius of the home, so she had a security alarm installed.

Why would Jesse Ziegenbein and Terran Hansen make a good couple? Because they both smell like shit and are fat as hell

what happened to the frog that had a car accident, nothing it's dead

If you know someone with the last name Schmidt. ALWAYS ask him to take a Schmidt on your chest

why did the blue berry cross the road

What does a fish and a truck have in common? Nothing. One is a fish & one is a truck.

I would very much love to meet you again Erron, call me sometime I do not care how you get my number.

Well, I guess it's back to the drawing board.

Why did William commit suicide? Because his grandmother had recently died of terminal cancer. His mother left him on the front step when he was two, and moved to Tennessee with her baby daddy.

What is worse than catching someone trying to cheat by looking at your exam? Getting struck by lightning.

Knock knock Who's there It's a policeman informing you that your parents have been killed in a car crash. Your Dad, who has been struggling with substance abuse and depression, found out his wife had been cheating on him, and in a drunken rage, wrapped the car around a tree.

Why do dinosaurs have no friends? Because they are all dead

I forgot to tell you something I forgot wat it was

Are you made out of silicon, because you are silly and your name is Con.

Why did the blonde stare at the juice carton? Because a man was pointing a shotgun at her and would kill her if she didn't do it.

What's funnier than a dead baby? A dead baby in a clown suit.

Jesus hates you this I know, because Buddha told me soo.

Q: What do you call a person with no arms and no legs ??? A: Stumpy

Hey are you sleepy? Good, cause I just saw Jeff The Killer and Slenderman outside your window. Good night!

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? having your titties super glued to a triceritops' as cheeks while the triceritops has chronic diahrea

A man dies and goes to heaven. This is an assumption based on religious faith.

Roses are gay, Violets are gay, I f*cked your mom You have aids.

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