Why did the boy fall over? Because he broke his leg. Why did the second boy fall over? Because he was having a seizure.

Ask me if I'm a watermelon. Are you a watermelon? No...

Knock Knock Who's there? The police. Your under arrest for drug trafficking and possession of illegal firearms. You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say...

Have you heard about the awesome farmer? He was outstanding in his field. -ymda

why did the person die? He was 90 years old and was sick. Its natural

Two muffins are in an oven. One muffin says to the other muffin, "Sure is hot in here." The other muffin says, "AHHHH! A talking muffin."

a ginger named corey walks into a bad and gets pistol whipped after raping his classmate

Q:Why did the little girl fall out of the swing? A:Because she had no arms.

In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

I'm Polish.

What do you call a sausage with no sauce? A giraffe.

What's worse then getting followed by a creepy man in a van? Getting followed and raped by a creepy man in a van.

james hedge is gay did you know if you look at him you turn gay

Why did nobody answer when billy knocked on the door? The door was a loaf of bread.

My dog has no nose. How does it smell? It doesn't

What did the black man say to the jew at a party Well hello i don't believe we met.

No smoking No eating No drinking On this bus Didn't say anything about sniffing

Beka has AIDS

what's the difference between you and a yack one is a spitting idiot and the other one is a camel

A friend? Just a friend that you told to stop pretending to be me? And you had no idea whatsoever that I am Nero as in not one of the six hundred thousand wabbabes?

What does Michael have in common with NASA? Not a lot.

A dyslexic walks into church and asks the priest. "Father is there a dog."

Why did the man die when he hugged the pillow? He was hallucinating at the grand canyon.

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock! Who's there? Not Sarah!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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