what do you call a jew hanging from a tree? dead

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Why did the bus drive off the cliff? It's driver happened to be a tomato.

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Whats the difference between a girl and a guy? one receives and one delivers.

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I'd tell you a joke about Uganda but it wouldn't be worth it as it probably would keep a low score and possibly even get deleted for staying a week with a negative rating, for a number of reasons including that it isn't particularly funny, it was copied from another website and it is slightly racist. Taking into account what most people look for in a joke, it doesn't necessarily meet their needs and would more than likely fall into a lame category. And for that reason I have not submitted it.

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Penis, eggs, mushrooms and tigers

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Knock knock. Who's there? IRS. Youre being audited, Sir.

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What has a black, blue, and red all over? Timmy. He was mugged, and vigorously raped.

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A man walks into himself. He is revealed.

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Wanna hear a joke? (Yeah, sure) So do I, got any?

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Barack Obama is a good president.

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Vagina (Note: If you are gay just move on by.)

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why were the negros at whitney houstons funeral smiling? because there were free sandwiches!

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What's long and hard, and has cum in it? A cucumber

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who would win in a gang battle? WEST COAST SWAG

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What did Helen Keller get for Christmas? A read along book

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Knock Knock Who's there? The police. Your under arrest for drug trafficking and possession of illegal firearms. You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say...

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Why did the stoner visit anti-joke.com? Because he was bored, and probably kinda high.

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Why did the boy fall over? Because he broke his leg. Why did the second boy fall over? Because he was having a seizure.

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Can we still mine for gold in the American River? No, anyone seen mining for gold is considered a hobo and all the gold is cleared out by random people in the 17 century

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Ask me if I'm a watermelon. Are you a watermelon? No...

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It lost it's grip on the branch and was unable to break it's fall before reaching the ground.

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why was the white girl not wanting to have a baby with her boyfriend he was black

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What would happen if hitler and winston Churchill was in a bar? The police will be called to take them away as there just laying there dead

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Have you heard about the awesome farmer? He was outstanding in his field. -ymda

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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