What do u call a joke with no punchline? An anti-joke

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what happens when a mexican makes love to an octopus? It makes a freaking weird looking animal

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How do you know when an elephant is in your refrigerator Theres printson the cheese cakes

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Words with two W's or N's in them are awkward and unnecessary

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how many people with ADHD does it take to screw in a light bulb? wanna go ride bikes

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What is Black, White and Asian? A Panda Bear

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Why couldn't the boy see the pirate movie? Because it was sold out

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What's round and orangey? An orange.

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Whats the difference between a monkey and another monkey? I dont know google it!

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when geese fly in a v formation, why is one side always longer then the other? Because you touch yourself at night...

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Why did Jay-Z rob a bank? Wait, nevermind. Jay-Z didn't rob a bank.

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You heard now that you can not only bet safe at net casinos, but also win safely? Win safely? The hell does that mean? You mean you could win unsafely before? Like the betting casino crashing after you win a million? Moral: That crap is even less moral than I am ffs! Now they give you like 5000 game bucks free just to get you addicted.

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What do you call a jewish womans boobs? JUBES!

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A black man walks out of a police station

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Q:Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? A:He slipped and fell. Q2:Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? A2:He was stapled to the first monkey. Q3:Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? A3:Peer pressure.

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what did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? cancer

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what do you call 4 black people pushing a car uphill? unfortunate

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What did the chicken say when it layed the square egg? Ouch.

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What did Mel Gibson say to the African-American? I'm sorry

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How did the black person die? Of old age

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Why did the rooster cross the road? To go play with the other roosters.

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Why doesnt the chicken wear any pants? His pecker is on his head

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what do a pizza and a jew have in common? they both burn in an oven

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Whats black and white and red all over? A chopped up dalmation...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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