Ice cream rules kids are great how thinks of this? Michael Jackson

What happened when the princess kissed a frog. Warts, all over her lips

What did the black boy wear for Halloween? A costume.

Why did the White man scream when he saw a Black man? Because he was scared.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue,All you HATERS of J. Bieber, Go suck your MOTHER.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was blind and deaf.

Did you hear about the three Arabs that hijacked a plane? They drove it into the Pentagon.

What happened to the mentaly challenged person is walking down the street? He pooped on the sidewalk and got escorted to his house

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because KFC was hiring

What did Helen Keller name her dog? Phil.

What do you call a popular rap and hip-hop artist? Tunde

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No.. Neither have they.

A Japanese man, a Canadian man and a French woman walk into a bar. They do not converse because they don't speak the same language.

Knock Knock Who's there It's me open the door

a cop wrote most of these anti-jokes O.o

what do you call 3 mexicans in the back of a car? Carpooling to work to save on gas.

Knock! Knock! Who's there? Russel. Russell who? Russell Johnson. Oh, come in.

Why does Chuck Norris own a can named Chuck Norris? because he is self-centered due to all the attention payed to him for virtually no reason at all.

What does Chuck Norris order at McDonalds? A Big Mac with a large fry and drink.

mikey is cute

Why don't flowers bite you when you pick them? Cuz they don't have a brain.

Whats worse than the dole. The SRC!!!

The way I see it, there are two types of people. Some are female and some a male.

What's the difference between an egg and a Llama? The'yre both not lamps.

Anti Joke

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