THAT'S RIGHT, BEST INVISIBLE PAINT I EVER BOUGHT. LOOK WHAT A GREAT JOB IT DID ON THIS PAGE YEAH! I RECKON IT IS THE BEST INVISIBLE PAINT I EVER DIDN'T SEE

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What's worse than a rapist? 2 rapists

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Q: What did the cop do when he saw a mexican in his car? A: Nothing, he was looking in a mirror.

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Why did the black man fall down the stairs? Because he was blind

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If a canoe is stuck in a tree with its headlights on, howmany pancakes does it take to cover the roof of my house? False, snakes don't have armpits!

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How do you confuse a blonde? Beat her with a spatula while in a mankini with a dildo up your ass!

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A man walks into a bar and orders 12 shots. "8?" Asks the bartender, to verify he had heard correctly. He feels unsure of giving the man 12 shots but does so anyways due to his financial situation and he hopes for a generous tip. Afterwards, the man kills 9 people in a car crash due to his level of intoxication and the bartender seeps into depression due to his feeling of guilt.

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your momma is so fat she eats a lot of things

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What separates man from animal? Divorce.

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XD, I know I noticed myself, I was like "why the fuck did I post that shit?" Rellez XD okay sistah, I think I am just gonna get some sleep now, but Nero, is not Justin Bibble the first one?

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your momma is so poor that she is on welfare.

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Why did the KFC worker dislike his job? He was paid lower than minumum wage due to the plummeting economy.

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What did the Black man say to the prostitute? Your job makes the risks of getting AIDs and other STDs much higher than the average person's.

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A man walks into a bar. It's a fine establishment. He orders a couple of beers and takes a cab home like a responsible man would. He is then killed with a croquet mallet.

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What's brown and sticky? Feces.

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what happens when a retard hits an iceberg with a gigantic boat? 1517 people die.

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What's worse than finding a hair in lasagna? An earthworm crawling into your ear and feeding on your intestines.

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why does the pie have apples in it? it was apple pie.

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Potassium? K.

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Two guys walk into a bar. They are knocked out and rushe to hospital because the bar was metal.

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Why was a black man in a police car? He is a police officer.

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A man was wacking it and then his internet went down he then cut off his own balls then his internet came back

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If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

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What's the difference between a girlfriend and a wife? You aren't married to a girlfriend.

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