- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the Muslim say to the American? Hi

Why did the chicken cross the road??? Suicide.

How many jews can you fit in a car? It depends on how many seats there are, but some could double-buckle and stuff like that to fit more if necessary.

Knock Knock Sadly the old woman was death and didn't hear the door knock.

a black, mexican, jewish, and white man fall off a cliff, who landed first ? all at the same time, they all died and there familys sued the clifff and commited sucicede

Brian knew how to save the world from the death penalty: "Let's kill everybody who is not against it." So I killed Brian and waste my time in death row now.

How many blondes did it take to screw in the lightbulb? Just one. She did a fine job.

What's better then one dead baby in a tub? Many things a dead baby is a tragedy.

Knock knock.

What is better than one wors roll - two wors rolls

Mary once had a boyfriend with a wooden leg; however, itt was a highly dysfunctional relationship, as the boyfriend was much too possessive of Mary. So Mary was forced to bring a close to the relationship.

Why couldn't the boy see the pirate movie? Because it was sold out

Why did the mailman die? Because everybody dies.

What did the fat man say to the Spaniard? Nothing. The Spaniard was skinny and so the fat man was jealous and shot him in the face.

What is the difference between tea pot and shinkansen? shinkansen is very quick train and tea pot is traditional piece of dishes..

What's the only animal that has to be oiled? any animal I can think of

What do you call a KKK member? ...racist

Roses are red Violets go poo My name is Dave How bout u

Q: Why did the plane crash? A: The pilot was a potato.

Yo mama so stupid she got locked in a grocery store and starved to death

Yo mama's chest is so flat that it's because she has stage five breast cancer and had to get both her breasts removed.

Whats the difference between a monkey and another monkey? I dont know google it!

What's worse than nailing 10 babies to one tree? nailing 1 baby to ten trees.

What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

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