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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Chuck Norris was dropped twice when he was a baby, once on concrete and once on hardwood

why did Sally fall off of the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there?

Why did Susie fall off the swing? She has no arms. Knock, knock Who's there? Not Susie

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot, you racist.

why did marybeth fall off the swing i shot her in the fart box and she died

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it had Alzheimers and forgot that he lived on the other side of the street.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.. Why did the 2nd monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first moneky.. Why did the 3rd monkey fall out of the tree? It thought it was a game.. Why did the 4th monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure..

Knock Knock Who's there? Mike Mike who? Just kidding, it's Danny. Oh okay, come in.

When life throws you melons, You probably won't catch them.

What do you do if you walk outside and see your t.v. floating in the lawn in the middle of the night? Go back inside.

How do u turn on a lamp? Flip the switch

Q: What's worse than a baby nailed to a tree? A: Ten babies nailed to eleven trees.

What do you get if you put a baby in a blender? An Erection

What's better than winning $500? Using it to support the Islams to destroy America

Why was the Tyrannosaurus Rex such an aggressive animal? it had short arms so it could not masturbate.

so a man walks into a bar, then the prison warden told him to calm doun.

What did the deaf man say to the blind man? Probably "Look out for that car," but since he has been deaf since the age of 7, his verbal skills are tenuous at best.

what did the pornography filmer say to the asain man as he was having sex? im taking a highly pixelated recording of you and your partner engaging in sexual intercourse

why shouldn't you get a clown angry? Because they'll yell at you.

Two guys walk into a bar. The third one ducks.

Knock knock. Who's there? Andy. You're late, I've been piss-arsing about waiting for you to get here.

Why did the pencil break? A Viking destroyed it with his beard.

What do you call a midget mixed with a T. rex? Dinosaurs are dead and this is a highly un probable situation. Therefore, I do not know.

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