Do you know any anti-jokes. Yeah, I do. It's a bit pointless though.

how many flys in a box six --sticksack

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it died.

When does 1+1=3? When the condom fails.

What is black and white and red all over? I don't know. I was hoping you did.

A man bought a white van, He later brutally molested a small boy.

wat did one chicken say to the other bock bock

Whats black and red and dead? Nobody could tell, but they were sure that it wasn't a dead black person, so stop being racist!

Women's rights

SUCK MY 29 AND A HALF FOOT LONG DICK BITCH JUST KIDDING............ IT IS 69 FEET LONG GIGADY

What does an Eagle and a Mole have in common? The are both of the kingdom Animalia, possessing many organ systems and cellular similarities. And they both live underground. Except for the Eagle.

how do you win a game try your best

Why was the man alone? Because he was tied to a tree.

there once was a cat it was brown? fus-roh-dah

black chicken. kfc

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares?

Why did Anakin tell Luke he was his father? Because honest people never lie

Whats worst than a cold? Being shot in the face repeatadly by a rocket launcher until death.

what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor. wheres my tractor

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Grass is green, Clouds are white.

What's brown and sticky? Most forms of excrement.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock? -Who's there? Not the girl.

Jack, John, Justin, Joseph and Jimmy walk into a bar. They order a pint of beer and start wondering what their names have in common.

Why was the man picking his nose? Because he was born without one, and found one he liked.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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