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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the witch stay up all night with a broken broomstick? Because she couldn't sweep.

What do you call a deer with no eyes? Blind.

What do a cow and a banana have in common? Neither of them is a police officer.

Why did Helen Keller's dog run away Because no dog likes being called "hurrrrdhjkdhjsaklhdkhjkddssaduyiwqkhdbewcjk"

What do the Irish do on their birthdays? Eat birthday cake and sing happy birthday

What's invisible? A lot of stuff.

Q: What's blue and smells like grass? A: Blue grass.

A duck walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey, what can I get you?" He is then checked into the psychiatric ward at the local hospital, for talking to a duck.

A dog walked into a bar. He was a trained seeing-eye dog leading a man who had been blind since a tragic industrial accident a year before.

What do you call a man with no arms or legs? Unfortunate

What did jimmy say when his brother had been mean to him all day and he was about to get a straw and his brother took the last one? That was the last straw!

A man was complaining about not getting enough sleep. He was then raped.

What happens when a man goes to college? He gets a degree and graduates most of the time or he fails miserably.

Yo momma so fat shes eating right now

What's Red, Smells like Blue Paint, What tastes like the sea, and has been doused in the essence of the 80's? If you can come up with something, don't bother; This is a trick question. The space was to give you time to think. Forget your answer.

knock knock. Who is there? You have. You have who? Your entire family in my basement.

What's worse than The Holocaust? Nothing, The Holocaust was a dark and scary time.

Why couldn't the little boy see? His eyes were closed.

A black man and a Mexican man are in the back of a car. Who's driving? Not enough information to answer this question.

what can jump higher than a tree? anything that can jump because everyone knows that trees cannot jump.

If you pull a pin out of a grenade, is it possible to put it back? I need a quick answer for this question.

Barbara and Martin died in their apartment. The neighbor walked in and found glass and water everywhere. How did they die? -Barbara and Martin were fish.

Why do people laugh at anti-jokes? Because of a chemical reaction to a neurological phenomenon that results from the brain's response to external stimuli.

What did the milk bottle say to the other milk bottle? Nothing. Bottles can't talk you silly goose.

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