- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you kill a ninja? Shoot him with a sniper rifle from a building. How do you make sure he's dead? Shoot him twice.

God and Allah are having a metaphysical picnic, God says to his fellow deity: "Why do you think so many humans have been killed in our names?" Allah muses upon this for a moment and replies: "Because they think we exist."

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in an open hole Poor body disposal practice

A horse walks into a bar and asks the bartender "why the long face?" The bartender replies "this is the fourth time this week a horse walked into my bar and every time it happened i have to clean up a bunch of horse pooh!"

Why do people laugh at anti-jokes? Because of a chemical reaction to a neurological phenomenon that results from the brain's response to external stimuli.

a black person was walking into his home. good thing balls like apple juice and Miley Cyrus was keeping guard with her sword.

A man walks into a bar, the bartender says had a bad day the man says yes... he orders 10 shots goes home and shoots his neighbors

Why is our country going downhill? Because going uphill is harder.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He actually planned to visit his family on the other side, but unfortunately he did not look both ways so was involved in a terrible car accident. His family now mourns their loss.

So there was a guy in the middle of the street, how did he survive? ...He doesnt because he gets hit by a car becuase hes in the middle of the street...

why is 6 afraid of 7 because 7 is slenderman and he is chasing 6

Knock knock The boy doesn't answer because it's dangerous to open your door to strangers while home alone.

Roses are red violets are blue shes for me not for u if by chance u talk my place ill grab my fist and smah your face

Did you fall from heaven? Cause your face is pretty messed up!

What do you call a man with a horse? A man

Roses are nice, violets are fine, ill be the 6, if you be the 9!

Jim: Why did the chicken cross the road? Bill: Why? Jim: To get to the other side! Bill: I don't get it Jim: It's an anti-joke, because you expect a punchline but there is no punchline, you get it? Bill: Hold on, let me tickle myself.......oh okay now I get it hahahahaha!

What did the aborted fetus say to the recycling bin? Nothing because it isn't capable of speaking, and it was in the dumpster

Why did Emily sit in a lonely corner? Because she just wanted to okay!

Q; Whats the hardest part about nailing a dead baby to a wall? A; my dick while doing it.

Knock Knock. Who's there? grape. Grape who? Purple grape.

What's black and runs fast? Newsflash: Most of you are racist.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue I've just bought a chainsaw, and I will now decapitate you.

What's sad about 3 black people going over a cliff in a Cadillac? Cadillac's seat 6

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