- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the asbestos cross the road? Because it was being removed from an elementary school due to the fact that asbestos is an air pollutant which is regulated under section 112 of the Clean Air Act of 1970.

What is the difference between a duck? One leg is both the same.

what do you call a gay guy? kevin

What did the white man say to the group of mexicans when a golf ball was coming toward them? 4!

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what this: b a dead one of these: p

Why did the boy play Xbox? Because its a quality source of entertainment

did you hear the joke about the vagina ....... you'll never get it

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust. What's worse than that? Hearing that joke a million times on this site.

Whats more fun than swinging a baby around on a clothesline at 200 miles per hour ? Stopping it with a shovel

I once was told that life is like a box of chocolates, but then realized that it wasn't

How do you tell if an albino baby is black? Check his genetics.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She has no arms.

What worse than stubbing your toe? Getting raped by a panda.

Why doesn't McDonald's sell hot dogs? They don't want to advertise for McWeenies.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who let out the chicken?

Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach him how to fish.........That's a government lake. You're under arrest.

What happens when you tickle a rabid iguana? It bites you and you die.

Why couldn't the kid eat his vegetables? His parents stabbed him...

:)Knock Knock :(Whose's there? :)None ya :(None ya who? :)None ya dam business.

Two baby seals walk into a club.

How do you make a tissue dance? You give it dance lessons.

What do you call a green dog? A green dog.

knock knock "whos there ?" "the police , your husband has died" "ok"

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