What do you call a midget mixed with a T. rex? Dinosaurs are dead and this is a highly un probable situation. Therefore, I do not know.

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Dad, why do people say mom is a nympho? No idea son, try asking one of your other dads.

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What happened when the white man went to Nigiria? He turned gray.

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What's the sound of one hand clapping? The same as two hands; just not as loud.

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Why did Teddy eat dirt? Because he was hungry.

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When is a bus not a bus? When it turns into a street

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it ain't easy being cheesy Max Harrison

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I find Holocaust jokes hilarious, Anne Frankly I know a few...

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What's the best part of having sex with twenty-four year olds? There's 20 of them.

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Which does does the Mississippi River flow in? Liquid.

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what did one worm say to the other worm? nothing. worms are incapable of speaking.

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Q: Why does it take three Polacks to change a light bulb? A: Because they're so damn stupid.

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Going up to someone and saying, "my mom is dead and my dad tryd killing himself, can i have a ride home?"

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You know why no ones tried to kill Obama ? Picture him in an escalade!

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hashtags suck balls

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Chuck Norris was once approached by a woman for whom he had to fight a man to obtain all while doing a mundane activity in an unorthodox manner. He promptly declined for he is married and told the man he only fights for self-defense. He proceeded to put his pants on one leg at a time like everybody else.

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What do you call a Mexican in the sand? A churro! (not trying to be racist, I'm even Mexican)

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Your mother is so fat, she really could stand to lose a few pounds.

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A successful, articulate, charming, well mannered, rich, young man walks into a bar.... Every night

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Q: What do you call a person with no arms and no legs ??? A: Stumpy

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how to turn invisable. eat yourself

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If you see a person falling down your balcony, Say cya later!

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What did the german speech therapist say to his mute patient? There a few methods we can use to help you obtain the power of speech.

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What do you do to a brain dead man to get his money? Pull the plug.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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