why was the little boy happy? Because he wasn't in the penn state locker room.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't because he's CHICKEN.

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Q: Who was shot 50 years ago? A: Abraham Lincoln was shot 50 years ago! (=

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Woody Allen once said, "I have had many romantic relationships in my life that were both complex and humorous."

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A priest, a rabbi, and an imam walk into a bar. Imams do not drink alcohol so this joke has a logical flaw.

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That awkward moment when your brother goes to crack his neck, but he dies instead.

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once upon a time there was a chicken, it crossed a road however unlikely this chicken has become famed for its crossing and will be hailed for eternity. through the chickens actions thus the first anti joke was born

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give me a gun or i will shoot you i dont know what with but i will kill you so run run or i will come and get you

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A man spoke in a high-pitched voice. Another man said "Are you gay" He responded, "Why, yes"

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What did the old women do when she found her husband dead? She had a heart attack and died as well.

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what did the doctor say to another doctor? we are doctors

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Why was the teenage girl pregnant? She got raped by her dad.

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A bunch of teens were egging the house of their science teacher for giving them homework over break. They got caught by their teacher's ex-husband and he told them, "She broke up with me for telling her she was being too hard on her students. So, my friends, egg on!!!!!"

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What has eyes but can't see? Helen Keller. What has ears but can't hear? A field of corn.

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A man gets a paternity test. It's better than beating his wife senseless due to his own insecurity.

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What do you call a deer with no eye? NO IDEAR!

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What do you call a girl who can run faster than me? Virgin

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why is coltin alexander such a duche? because no one loves him

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Where did Susie go during the bombings? Susie was wandering around the streets as she felt like she didn't know where she was any more. Everything was burnt to ashes. She came across a man who she has never met. He tells her to follow him. She did.Later, Susie, the mysterious man and a few other people with him were in a private meeting room. The mysterious man tells Susie that he was a Frenchman and he was with the resistance. A few minutes later, the bombs were dropping everywhere. The meeting room was destroyed and Susie, the Frenchman and his men were under attack. The French resistance were about to fight, but retreated - for they were French. Susie was left, lying there as she saw a bomb in the sky about to land on her. She tried to get up and run, but the bomb was too fast. It got her. So yeah. Susie went everywhere, like you lot said.

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Arab 1: Du good bai me, and I'll du good bai you. Arab 2: Ye men, sounds good men. Arab 3: O man, no way. Arab 4: K, u wait...jus wait n see.. Arab 5: I no interest! Me so saudi! Arab 6: D'oh...ha, ha, haa! Arab 7: This is so bahrain...I'm going to go club some protesters.

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What shoots rockets but is not classed as a deadly weapon? A toy rocket launcher, I lied about the rockets.

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Why was the boy crying? His mother has terminal cancer, and his father does not have the financial stability to cover the cost of the surgery and keep up on house payments and buying clothes and food for the children. He will be living in a foster home in a matter of a week.

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Your mama sucks so much dick, it's not funny.

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Oh, no! There is a ginger jew within 2 meters of me!

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Anti Joke

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