Why are Asians good at Math? Because they are bad at English.

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There once was a plain Cheerio. He has a decent life with a low paying job and an apartment. One day, he decided to make his life more fun and started going to parties. He met some women and had a good time. He was happier and was soon promoted at work. The next day, he woke up and tasted himself, only to discover that he was now a Honey-nut Cheerio. He continued to go to parties and met a girl that eventually became his girlfriend. He became a manager at work and moved into an expensive condo. The next day, he woke up and tasted himself and was a Frosted Cheerio. He then quit his job and opened a club, where he became the most popular Cheerio in town. All guys wanted to be him, girls with him. At one party, his girlfriend asked him for some punch. He went to the kitchen but couldn't find any. There was no punch-line.

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A priest and a Rabbi walk into a bar, but they're wearing normal people clothes, so no one notices or says anything funny.

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what is the difference between hitler and the jews? They had different religions

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how did the kid cut open his forehead? by putting on his underwear!

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Once upon a time there was an ugly barnacle. He was so ugly, everyone died. The end.

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What's better than "Friday" by Rebecca Black? Hitler's kill/death ratio

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What's funnier than a dead baby? A dead baby in a clown suit.

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What do a watermelon and a bunny have in common? they are both green except the bunny

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Why did the dog lick the boy's leg? Cause when the boy blew up his leg landed in the doghouse

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What did the black guy do when he heard sirens? He Ran

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Jo Brand no longer looks like a ball sack draped over a football.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Neither has he...

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What's both fun and a scam? -The holocaust

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when life throws you lemons you should probably get out of the way because it will hurt

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Q: What do you call a black person flying a plane? A: A pilot.

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Why was the tree sad? Trees cannot think or move, and thus cannot feel emotions.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, That's okay, I'm not colourblind.

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What's the difference between a horse and a house? 1 letter.

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A duck walks into a grocery store. He looks at the shopkeeper, who then grabs a broom and shoos him back outdoors.

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what do call a car full of people on the side of the road? a cool explosion waiting to happen

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What do call a spoon that doesn't work? Broken.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because Suzy has no arms! Knock Knock! Who's There? The Holocaust

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Why did little jimmy fall of his bike? His grandma threw the refrigarator at him.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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