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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many black people does it take to screw In a lightbulb.....I can't see them.

How do you know when an elephant is in your refrigerator Theres printson the cheese cakes

Have you seen stevie wonders new house No Neither has he

Did you hear about the man who lost his right arm and left leg... He's ok now he's all right.

What did Tarzan shout when he saw the elephants coming? "Here come the elephants!"

What did Queen Victoria say when she saw a zombie? "Quick everybody, run, that is a zombie."

My friend is a famous actor. Fooled you! I have no friends.

what do you call the quadriplegic man who went water skiing? Skip

What do you give a black man for his Christmas? A gift that you feel would suit his personality so that he may draw enjoyment from said gift.

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the user is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

A rabbi walks into a bar mitzwa.

How are black people and apples the same They both hang from trees

what's worse than the holocaust the man who thought of it

What did the statue say to the other statue? stat-you?

How do you tell if your lesbian lover has cheated on you? If she's pregnant.

one time at band camp there was a guy guess what he played? no one knows

Yesterday, I was assasinated.

I have read and agree to the terms of midget sex service - View Terms of Service

Do you know what a zombie smells like? Death

what did the red rock say to the blue rock? Nothing. Rocks can't talk.

"I want a boyfriend for these cold winter nights" ... Shut up you slut go buy a blanket.

You're so ugly, when yo' mama dropped you off at school, she kissed your forehead and called you beautiful.

When is the best time to wear a striped sweater? All the time.

I got 99 problems but the ability to count ain't one

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