- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead walk into a bar. They order a few drinks, chat, and walk out.

What song does the lady camel sing to seduce male camels - my humps my humps my humps my humps How did sergay the camel respond? -we dont know. He died a fatal death involving hippos in hula skirts, and flying guavas

If Bob has 65 sweets and he eats 57 how many does he have? Bob has diabetes. He has high blood sugar, either because the body does not produce enough insulin, or because cells do not respond to the insulin that is produced.

a mulslim wlaks past a bomb shop on his way to join the international peace club

A man wearing a 'What Would Jesus Do' bracelet and a livestrong bracelet goes up to a blind kid and rubs his eyes and the kid can see. The kid was was not used to the bright lights and wandered into traffic, was hit by a car and killed instantly.

A man sits on the toilet to take a shit And is surprised to find the next door neighbours dog in the toilet.

What's black, white, and red all over? An African American and Caucasian man painting a house with red paint and accidentally spilling some on themselves

what did the black man say to the Muslim? "you the bomb"!

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? She's a woman

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How many Jews does it take to screw in a light bulb? 6 million, 1 to screw it in, and 5,999,999 to die in the holocaust.

If X = 3 and Y = 7, what is X + Y = ? It doesn't matter. You forgot to put your name on the test which means you got an automatic fail.

Why did the little boy stop looking for his ball? Because he found it.

don't do anything i wouldn't do first

How many chickens does it take to cross the road? It only takes 1 chicken to cross the road. You don't need a lot.

Santa Claus and eight reindeers walk into a bar. “Hey, fatty,” the barman shouts. “Where’s Rudolph?” “He’s dead,” Santa replied. “I’m sorry to hear that,” the barman said, looking embarrassed. “Let me get you a drink.”

A guy killed his kids and wife Pokémon GO also exists

How are a black man and a banana similar? They are both intelligent human beings, except for the banana.

A man walked in to a store and asked for four candles. The storeman brought some fork handles and placed them on the counter. The customer said "No... 'Four Candles' a rather amusing sketch performed by The Two Ronnies, a comedy double act in the 1970s."

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He realized he was in the ghetto

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Why didn't the man tip his waitress? Because he's a cheap bastard.

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