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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because blind people aren't allowed to drive in the United States.

Why Did The Chicken Cross The Road? To End His Suffering On The Farm. Suicidal Mission.... Complete

What do you call a midget mixed with a T. rex? Dinosaurs are dead and this is a highly un probable situation. Therefore, I do not know.

I find Holocaust jokes hilarious, Anne Frankly I know a few...

Roses are red Violets are blue You think this will rhyme But it's not gonna

Why did Teddy eat dirt? Because he was hungry.

What do you call a woman who is addicted to crack, has a light mustache and huge saggy tits, has had 4 kids with 4 different fathers and makes her living giving hand-jobs behind the bus station? Mom.

A buddhist walks up to a hotdog stand asks the server to make him one with everything

When is a bus not a bus? When it turns into a street

What do you get when you cross a Chinese man with a dog? A happy Chinese man and a pile of dog bones.

How do catch Lady GaGa's attention? Have a Bad Romance

What's the best part of having sex with twenty-four year olds? There's 20 of them.

A man asks his doctor if you can die from drinking to much water. The doctor replies 'Yes you can'

An egg and a sausage walk into a bar, and the barman says "sorry, we don't serve breakfast".

it ain't easy being cheesy Max Harrison

Why did the black man enjoy KFC. Because like many foods, it contains monosodium glutamate (MSG) a flavor enhancer that makes many foods taste better. It however had nothing to do with race or cultural background.

Dad, why do people say mom is a nympho? No idea son, try asking one of your other dads.

What's the sound of one hand clapping? The same as two hands; just not as loud.

Why didn't Avery die when he got hit by a bus? The bus was going three miles per hour.

What happened when the white man went to Nigiria? He turned gray.

So, I walk into a bar and say "Why do you call this place a bar, I don't see any bars in here!" HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

what did the guy say to the goose? i know you don't understand but my life sucks. my wife just dumped me for another man and my kids hate me. thank you. you are the only one to understand.

Which does does the Mississippi River flow in? Liquid.

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