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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Did you go swimming in the Carribean Ocean? Yes, a shark ate my body, and killed me! Thank God I'm still alive!

Why did Dracula cross the road? To get to the other unbitten virgin.

What Did Sally Get For Christmas? A Bicycle

How would a camel lick its own tongue It doesn't It actually gets karate chopped by Bob Sager.

How did the black man start his car? He turned on the emission and lightly leaned his foot on either the accelerator or reverse pedal, depending on the position of the car.

Why didn't the boy go to the bathroom? His mother was taking a well deserved bath.

What's the difference between an American and a British guy? Their fingerprints.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know ask a second grader.

Why did the chicken cross the road...

Why did the chicken cross the road .... The traffic light turned red

Hey, what do you call an absent-minded person? I'm sorry what did you say?

Why did Anti-Joke.com close down? It didn't. If your reading this, the site is fully operational and up to date with your system.

roses are red violets are violet hey look up there! Its a suicide pilot!

What's the opposite of white? Black. You're racist. You fapped.

What does a frog in a blender sound like? WWWRRRRRRRBFFFFZZZZZCHWEEERRRRRR

There was this girl who suffered for her whole life and then she died. It was very liberating.

why was 6 afraid of 7? Because ever since 3 died, 7 had changed. He had turned aggressive and randomly snapped and hit out at some of the other numbers for no apparent reason.

sit in the dark for about 4 or 5 hours covered in Vaseline with a huge dildo inside of your arse

What starts with "P" and ends with "orn"? Popcorn

Why did the boy fall? He got tackled by a man that was 400 pounds.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the 2nd monkey fall out if the tree? He was stapled to the first Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Monkey see, Monkey do.

Your mother is so fat, she developed diabetes and was rushed to hospital. She might not make it.

Why did the chicken cross the road? because i was on the other side and we were going to catch a movie

Knock Knock Who's there? "Justin Bieber" And you let him in because he's a young talented singer.

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